turdoodie
A turkey stuffed with fecal matter. It is usually eaten on thanksgiving and can also include a variety of other ingredients such as a whole onion, carrots, or even cornbread stuffing.
turdoodie by tofurkeyman November 25, 2011
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Turbodoodied
To be extremely drunk, but still functioning enough to go home with a very unattractive/overweight member of the opposite sex. Somewhere in between shitfaced and butthoused.
Dude did you see Dave last night?
Yeah, he was turbodoodied and left with that broad that looked like Chris Farley.
Yeah, he was turbodoodied and left with that broad that looked like Chris Farley.
Turbodoodied by fdubzou August 28, 2009
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Turdcookie
The idiot friend who keeps going back to the same person who walks all over them like a door mat and is too stubborn to realize they need to let go and move on.
Turdcookie by penguin;p July 14, 2011
Turdwookie
Turdwookie: One who will stab you in the back as they're hugging you, and then bill you for damaging their knife.
See also: Psychopath, Sociopath, Insurance Executive, Bank Executive, Politician, Elon Musk, Donald Trump, Joe Biden, Shillary Corporatist Clinton.
As we all know, a shit weasel is a person who will stab you in the back and then blame you for getting in the way of the knife.
Turdwookies are the bigger, meaner, richer, version found in corporate board rooms (Especially in Insurance and Banking) and high level government offices.
Both breed in polluted swamps and sewers.
See also: Psychopath, Sociopath, Insurance Executive, Bank Executive, Politician, Elon Musk, Donald Trump, Joe Biden, Shillary Corporatist Clinton.
As we all know, a shit weasel is a person who will stab you in the back and then blame you for getting in the way of the knife.
Turdwookies are the bigger, meaner, richer, version found in corporate board rooms (Especially in Insurance and Banking) and high level government offices.
Both breed in polluted swamps and sewers.
After I paid them $14,000 this year the Turdwookies still had the gall to claim I owed $5,500 for a "deductible"
Turdwookie by Fixerguy January 29, 2025
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