turdbortion 

1. the mixture of an abortion and a turd.

2.the result of a perfectly good radio show abandoned by it's host and hijacked by an obnoxious dwarf.

(Word coined by “Zorback_the_greek”, Definition created by “nick from jersey”)

God, when Danny Bonaduce tried to take over the Adam Carolla show he really turned the show into a turdbortion.

turdbortion by As-hole January 7, 2008

turdbortion 

Combination turd and abortion, something so awful and worthless simply calling it a turd gives it far too much dignity. an awful clusterfuck of the worst possible kind.

that show on the radio was the worst radio i've ever heard, it was a real turdbortion.

turdbortion by TheYellowDart January 6, 2008

tubortion 

The act of unclogging your bath tub with a wire coat hanger.

Quinn: Honey...the tub is clogged.

Ben: We'd better have a tubortion.

tubortion by errntnarcsst November 7, 2009