turdorism 

Dropping turds in all the wrong places, such that it terrorizes average civilians. Such appalling acts may scar many for life.

I see acts of turdorism on the streets of San Fagcisco & millions of dollars being spent to fight it & use of weapons like hoses.

turdorism by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 29, 2021

audio terrorism 

Action characterized by the selection of outdated, abrasive, inappropriate, or otherwise unpleasant music in a public setting. Such action may be intentional or unintentional.

Audio Terrorist: "I noticed a couple approach the TouchTunes Jukebox. Little do they know I just put $20 into the mobile app to select terrible music making them look like total squares."

Victim 1:"Let's listen to that new hit song that everyone likes - What the hell! I didn't want to hear Who Let The Dogs Out by Baja Men 13 times!"

Victim 2:"Why the fuck did you pick this shitty music? This is audio terrorism. I'm going to a different bar."

Audio Terrorist(Disguised as a victim): "Yeah WTF!"

audio terrorism by ThorskyHustle October 2, 2013

Two-Tip Tummy Terrorism

Two-Tip Tummy Terrorism is when something exits your body thru the mouth and anus simultaneously forcefully. Can be symptoms of multiple

sicknesses.

Eating four raw kidney beans can be a easy way to get Two-Tip Tummy Terrorism

Two-Tip Tummy Terrorism by spagoogle May 31, 2018

Medical Terrorism 

A term used to describe President Trump's complete disregard for the American health care system, going so far as to say that he wants to see it "explode." Originally coined by William LeGate on Twitter.

Oh my god, did you hear Trump said he failed his health bill and now wants to see our health system "explode"???
He's committing Medical Terrorism!

Medical Terrorism by SqueakyTrump March 26, 2017

Alex Turnerism 

Being completely, utterly obsessed with Alex Turner, lead singer of Arctic Monkeys. Symptoms may very, but often include: stalking pictures of Alex Turner, daydreaming about Alex Turner, and constantly talking about Alex Turner.

I know. I have a serious case of Alex Turnerism.

Alex Turnerism by theperceptionofperfection June 6, 2011

Anti Terrorism Honor System

An anti terrorism honor system is where you get honored for getting high marks in school for being strongly opposed to terrorism.

Our school is strongly opposed to terrorism and we take great pride in our anti terrorism honor system.

Anti Terrorism Honor System by PWS27 April 21, 2017

two tip tummy terrorism

When one is taking a violent shit while violently vomiting at the same time

“Why were you not at work?”
“I had two tip tummy terrorism.”

two tip tummy terrorism by Salty_Joe May 18, 2018