turdly

Turdly- adverb To act like a turd.

Newb's dance was very turdly.

by turd smuggler April 11, 2008

Turdliness

The act of being a real turd

"Your turdliness is really turdy."

"My cat's turdliness almost got him thrown out of the house."

by $m@rt@leck April 19, 2012

turdly bird

Someone whose sluggish behavior impedes on an activity.

We would have gotten here at 7:00, but Amanda was being a turdly bird.

by TurdlyProfessor June 18, 2024