turdly

Turdly- adverb To act like a turd.

Newb's dance was very turdly.

turdly by turd smuggler April 11, 2008

turdly bird

Someone whose sluggish behavior impedes on an activity.

We would have gotten here at 7:00, but Amanda was being a turdly bird.

turdly bird by TurdlyProfessor June 18, 2024

Turdly Murdly 

One of Alex’s favorite people.

Alex just called me a Turdly Murdly. I must mean a lot to him.

Turdly Murdly by Chickennooodlesoop September 11, 2025

Turdy Dog 

Beyond "dirty dog," a "turdy dog" is someone who shits all over his friends.

Morris showed how much of a turdy dog he was when he dumped his date and ditched his friends at the concert.

Turdy Dog by Pistol Packing Pappy December 26, 2014

box turdle 

When you've delayed a groundhogging turd so long, your anus gives up entirely and snaps it back inside.

"Hey, there's a bathroom. Want me to stop?"
"Nah, keep going. I've been groundhogging so long, I box turdled two miles ago."

box turdle by Sweet Jimmy D April 24, 2014

turdy seven 

1. how irish people say thirty seven.

2. a number

"thanks to you were number one in turdy seven countries"- Niall Horan

turdy seven by hiu[dghjkrel; November 21, 2013

feel turdy 

Being in need of taking a shit. Not urgent, but still...

- I gotta get home soon. I feel turdy.

feel turdy by htshame November 3, 2017