turdly

Turdly- adverb To act like a turd.
Newb's dance was very turdly.
by turd smuggler April 11, 2008
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Turdliness

The act of being a real turd
"Your turdliness is really turdy."

"My cat's turdliness almost got him thrown out of the house."
by $m@rt@leck February 13, 2012
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turdly bird

Someone whose sluggish behavior impedes on an activity.
We would have gotten here at 7:00, but Amanda was being a turdly bird.
by TurdlyProfessor June 18, 2024
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