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Turdly- adverb To act like a turd.
Newb's dance was very turdly.
turdly by turd smuggler April 11, 2008
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turdly bird

Someone whose sluggish behavior impedes on an activity.
We would have gotten here at 7:00, but Amanda was being a turdly bird.
turdly bird by TurdlyProfessor June 18, 2024
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Turdly Murdly 

One of Alex’s favorite people.
Alex just called me a Turdly Murdly. I must mean a lot to him.
Turdly Murdly by Chickennooodlesoop September 11, 2025

Turdy Dog 

Beyond "dirty dog," a "turdy dog" is someone who shits all over his friends.
Morris showed how much of a turdy dog he was when he dumped his date and ditched his friends at the concert.
Turdy Dog by Pistol Packing Pappy December 26, 2014

box turdle 

When you've delayed a groundhogging turd so long, your anus gives up entirely and snaps it back inside.
"Hey, there's a bathroom. Want me to stop?"
"Nah, keep going. I've been groundhogging so long, I box turdled two miles ago."
box turdle by Sweet Jimmy D April 24, 2014

turdy seven 

1. how irish people say thirty seven.

2. a number
"thanks to you were number one in turdy seven countries"- Niall Horan
turdy seven by hiu[dghjkrel; November 21, 2013

feel turdy 

Being in need of taking a shit. Not urgent, but still...
- I gotta get home soon. I feel turdy.
feel turdy by htshame November 3, 2017
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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