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linking the bi-product, negative aspect of the role to the trade. As in “Chippy” for Carpentry & “Sparkie” for Electrical.
In the plumbing field it’s literally the waste product.
“You’ve had a go at fixing that honey but it’s still leaking all over the bathroom floor... I think we need to get a Turdy in to sort it out”
by Sossburger June 29, 2018
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Tardy because of the immediate need to drop a turd; especially in the context of high school.
The f-cking teacher tried to give me an F for being tardy, but I told her that was bullsh-t. I explained that I was turdy, not tardy.
by pornhorn55 January 09, 2010
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1. the ultimate undependable; not one to trust.

2. an embarrasing spectacle.

3. a real turd.
Adam Roberts is Turdy.
by pepin February 17, 2005
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Adj., having attributes similar to those of a turd.

Q: What the fuck is that man is wearing?
A: One turdy jacket.
by Francois Turd September 21, 2007
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The act of when your girl asks if her breasts are large enough, so you take a fat dump into a ziplock bag and staple it to her chest.
Bro! Did you see Chris Brown gave Rihanna an epic turdys at the awards show last night.
by Space eggs and ham September 09, 2016
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