turdducken

The act of dodging being shit on at the very last second.

I was about to snap a log on this bitch when all of a sudden she pulled a turdducken on me.

by HandRaper October 29, 2012

Turdducken

Similar to a turducken, turdducken is a turd stuffed in a turd stuffed in another turd. Usually occurs after a person goes 3 days without taking a shit.

Lynn couldn't take a shit all weekend but come Monday, she had a turdducken.

by Corbin Dallas Mult-Pooh May 20, 2009