Scalded Ape

The act of pouring hot wax on your girlfriends vagina while jumping up-and-down on the bed slinging feces at her

My scalded girl went ape shit and asked for more hot wax. She loves a scalded ape more than a Kentucky Klondike Bar

by HandRaper January 19, 2024

turdducken

The act of dodging being shit on at the very last second.

I was about to snap a log on this bitch when all of a sudden she pulled a turdducken on me.

by HandRaper October 29, 2012