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Turdducken

Similar to a turducken, turdducken is a turd stuffed in a turd stuffed in another turd. Usually occurs after a person goes 3 days without taking a shit.
Lynn couldn't take a shit all weekend but come Monday, she had a turdducken.
by Corbin Dallas Mult-Pooh May 20, 2009
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turdducken

The act of dodging being shit on at the very last second.
I was about to snap a log on this bitch when all of a sudden she pulled a turdducken on me.
by HandRaper October 29, 2012
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metaphysical turducken

A riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma.
I'll never understand Steve, he's a metaphysical turducken.
by Definite Article March 11, 2009
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turduckenolio

n. A really bad portfolio (of photographs, projects, assets). It should be stuffed into a turducken. Calling it a turduckenolio means that it should be stuffed into a chicken, then into a duck, then into a turkey, and then up their a**.
Please get this turduckenolio off my desk! I don't have time for this.
by Doctor Science February 20, 2011
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Turducken Slap

(verb) When a man, who has a man inside him, who has a man inside HIM turkey slaps another human being, male or female, in the face with his penis, erect or flaccid, it makes no difference, there's little room for discrimination when performing a turducken slap.
Holy shit. I was passed out on the couch and I was turducken slapped. What a way to wake up!
by Danger500 May 17, 2011
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Truducken

A beautifully constructed piece of meat containing turkey, duck, and chicken. Often eaten at holiday. Some say it looks like a vagina.
Boy- hey grandpa what are we having for dinner?
Grandpa- only a wonderful meat masterpiece aka ... the truducken.
by wonderfulthanksgivingcreations February 27, 2010
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straight crazy turdfucker

Someone who is most definitely completely out of their mind.
I’m sorry Sir, I realize that you were elected President and all, but drawing a little black Sharpie pen extension of Dorian’s imaginary path into a corner of Alabama on a National Weather Service map makes you a straight crazy turdfucker for sure!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2019
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