turd-burn

whe you take a really hot shit while playing footbal. smearing down your pants and burning your pants.

I got a turd-burn while playing football.

by footballgod November 12, 2015

Turd Degree Burn

(N) When you are taking a particularly steamy/warm poop, and it burns your butt hole when it comes out. Stems from the phrase, "Third degree burn"

Todd: "Dude, that shit burnt coming out. It did not feel good"
Phil: "Sounds like you got a turd degree burn. You might need some cream for that."

by Dantione the great February 20, 2017

Turd Degree Burn

When you take a shit so spicy and hot that it leaves your ass stinging

Donny: Bro why is there steam coming out of your ass?
Stew: Dude, I just dropped a duece so fierce I think I got a Turd Degree Burn

by The real John Stamos July 7, 2017

Turd Degree Burn

When one eats vast amounts of hot spiced foods, but is burned badly the following day in the restroom.

John ate lots of hot spicey chicken wings last night, and felt the torture of Turd Degree Burn the next day in his bathroom.

by anonymous42432423 November 20, 2012

turd burnout

When your shit leaves skid marks on the inside of the toilet bowl.

Dude, why did you do a turd burnout in my bathroom! You nasty mofo!

by hoziwan August 20, 2009

Scandinavian turd burner

A sexual stunt where a man lights his ass hairs on fire and attempts to cum before the fire reaches his butthole.

Did you hear Evan tried to pull a Scandinavian turd burner last night? Poor guy needs to carry an ice pack on his ass all day now

by scandiachick1234 November 5, 2009

turd burner

An individual too preoccupied with trivial concerns to make any meaningful contribution to anything of substance or value.

That guy will never amount to anything -- he's a turd burner.

by Aloysius0820 January 22, 2010