is an extrordinarily creepy website dedicated to the worshiping of the frontman of popularBritish Alternitive rock band Coldplay (Chris Martin)
upon further investigation, it has been discovered that the site is not meerily a joke, but is a site with followers who actually believe that Chris Martin is the second coming of Christ and that his songs have subiminal messages and that he himself has divine powers.
girl one:
hahaha morgan check this shit out theres this website thechurchofchrismartin.com people on it made a religion out of that lead singer of Coldplay
morgan:
that is so f'ing creeepy! poor Chris, that'll scare him into early retirement
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.