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thechurchofchrismartin.com 

www.thechurchofchrismartin.com

is an extrordinarily creepy website dedicated to the worshiping of the frontman of popular British Alternitive rock band Coldplay (Chris Martin)

upon further investigation, it has been discovered that the site is not meerily a joke, but is a site with followers who actually believe that Chris Martin is the second coming of Christ and that his songs have subiminal messages and that he himself has divine powers.
girl one:

hahaha morgan check this shit out theres this website thechurchofchrismartin.com people on it made a religion out of that lead singer of Coldplay

morgan:
that is so f'ing creeepy! poor Chris, that'll scare him into early retirement

Thechunky 

The best Rainbow Six character, quite possibly the best person in the world
Guy 1: Who are you going to play as?
Guy 2: Thechunky
Guy 1: We won
Thechunky by GreenChris90 February 6, 2017

Tshecheyy 

Having a large amount of excess flesh.
U are Tshecheyy
Tshecheyy by Mi Ne November 27, 2021

TheChudster

Him/That Guy/ is From Agartha, but he is a Melly belly without Arya Eyes.
"Bro I just saw TheChudster I'm gonna give him all my qalms and loot"
TheChudster by TheChudster November 6, 2025

travis.thechurchboy 

They are mommy 😩
Who's travis.thechurchboy???

There mommy 😩😩
travis.thechurchboy by Babyhornu August 28, 2021

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026