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thechurchofchrismartin.com 

www.thechurchofchrismartin.com

is an extrordinarily creepy website dedicated to the worshiping of the frontman of popular British Alternitive rock band Coldplay (Chris Martin)

upon further investigation, it has been discovered that the site is not meerily a joke, but is a site with followers who actually believe that Chris Martin is the second coming of Christ and that his songs have subiminal messages and that he himself has divine powers.
girl one:

hahaha morgan check this shit out theres this website thechurchofchrismartin.com people on it made a religion out of that lead singer of Coldplay

morgan:
that is so f'ing creeepy! poor Chris, that'll scare him into early retirement

Thechunky 

Guy 1: Who are you going to play as?
Guy 2: Thechunky
Guy 1: We won
Thechunky by GreenChris90 February 6, 2017

Tshecheyy 

Having a large amount of excess flesh.
U are Tshecheyy
Tshecheyy by Mi Ne November 27, 2021

TheChudster

Him/That Guy/ is From Agartha, but he is a Melly belly without Arya Eyes.
"Bro I just saw TheChudster I'm gonna give him all my qalms and loot"
TheChudster by TheChudster November 6, 2025

travis.thechurchboy 

They are mommy 😩
Who's travis.thechurchboy???

There mommy 😩😩
travis.thechurchboy by Babyhornu August 28, 2021