trumspringa 

the longing to drop everything in pursuit of a simple life; questioning if your current purpose - actually fulfills you, and if the dream you're chasing is your own, or someone else's expectations of you leaving you to day dream about disappearing into a new life for yourself

I sat in my bed contemplating my overwhelming feeling of trumspringa

trumspringa by Just a random fellow July 10, 2022

rumspringa 

Coming from the dutch word for "running around", this is the wildness that ensues when amish kids turn 16. They are given complete freedom to experiment with drugs, alcohol, and sex. I suddenly like the amish a lot more.

"Yo, did you hear about Joseph? He got mad crunk on rumspringa."

rumspringa by the verbal spinster April 1, 2005

urbanized rumspringa

the two week period of time in between december 21st and december 31st which commences in one long ass party

I cant wait to go ham at urbanized rumspringa 2012

RUMMMSPRINGGGAAAAA

urbanized rumspringa by urban rumspringa September 16, 2012

Rumspringa 

Occurs when amish kids reach adulthood and are given freedom to run wild.

Steve : Rumspringa Motherfuckers!
Kaylee : What the hell is is problem?
Chad : Oh I let Steve off for a couple weeks so he could go on a Rumspringa!
Kaylee : He's not amish!
Chad : No but it's always been his dream to have a threesome with two amish girls!
Kaylee : Well im sure after about 2 minuntes around him they will go back to there amish culture!
Chad : I don't know once they see his hairy bush im sure they will want more! Mmmm! Maybe I should go with Steve on his Rumspringa!
Kaylee : Well at least he wont be running around here jacking off for the next few weeks!
Chad : Oh Kaylee until Steve get's back from his Rumspringa your going to be the weekend bitch!
Kaylee : God Damn't I think going to become Amish!
Steve : Wow Kaylee you would be such a cute little amish chick! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Kaylee : Go jack off in the closet you fucktard!
Steve : Rumspringa Motherfuckers!

Rumspringa by SlopNChop October 24, 2018

Rumspringa Rimjob 

Rumspringa is a period in an Amish person's life when they're allowed to go out and experience the world before taking their vows, getting married and joining their community. A Rumspringa Rimjob is the very last time a person gets their ass eaten before the end of their Rumspringa. They will never again know the Joy's of analingus and must rely on that one memory.

Jedediah often thinks back to his rumspringa rimjob with Jim Grizzard to inspire him for missionary with his wife.

Rumspringa Rimjob by SesameSeed86 May 11, 2021

Trumpsringa 

Trumpspringa (noun):

A period of national chaos where a democracy flirts with authoritarianism, corruption, and conspiracy-fueled lunacy—only to realize (hopefully) that things like laws, facts, and functioning institutions were actually pretty nice. Inspired by Amish Rumspringa, but instead of teens testing out Red Bull and Wi-Fi, it’s a whole country test-driving fascism before deciding whether to commit to democracy or keep going full KGB Mad Max Thunder Dome.

Trumpsringa example usage:
• “Bro, remember when everyone just decided elections didn’t matter and stormed the Capitol? That was peak Trumpspringa.”
• “Yeah, my uncle’s still on Trumpspringa—he thinks he is coming back to save us.”
• “America’s in its Trumpspringa phase. Hopefully, we wake up before we lose our democracy like car keys at a frat party.”

Trumpsringa by Old Tuna Hammer March 11, 2025

rumspringasploitation 

Media such as television shows, films (documentary or otherwise), etc. that portrays the Amish tradition of Rumspringa (wherein an adolescent is able to explore the outside non-Amish world for a period of time), usually with exaggeration and creative editing for effect to entertain rather than educate the non-Amish viewing audience.

Television programs like "Amish In The City" and "Breaking Amish" are rumspringasploitation shows that make the sheltered Amish teenagers seem like a combination of hillbillies and college freshmen at their first keg party.

rumspringasploitation by JDinNH April 14, 2013