trumpylou 

person who smells - usually of wee and poo

trumpyloulou smells of wee and poo poo

trumpylou by antipantwhiffbrigade November 11, 2013

Trumployed 

Employment caused by President Trump putting tariffs on slave labor China goods, and allowing blue collar workers in democratic nations to produce these goods with livable wages.

I am now Trumployed and supporting my family with my job at the factory.

Trumployed by Chopper18 May 23, 2018

Trumpadour

pun on Pompadour -- the hairstyle Donald J. Trump uses, an upsweept non-part style that he should've left back in the'50s.

Wow, I have a bad haircut, bed head, & hat head all at once.

Yeah, bruh, you're totally rocking that Trumpadour style!

Trumpadour by cyberpope67,BC,Canada November 17, 2016

Trumpology

Contrary to the traditional apology or statement of regret for one's actions, the trumpology is where one actually doubles down, steers into the skid, and makes a comment that serves to inflate the original offense.

Trumpology ex #1:
Anderson Cooper: "Mr. Trump, many activists are demanding that you apologize for claiming that you will build a wall along the US-Mexico border if elected president. What do you have to say to them?"
The Donald: "We're gonna build a wall...and Mexico is going to pay for it!"

Trumpology ex #2:
Reporter: "Johnny, now that you've been released from the Browns, are you going to clean up your act?"
Johnny Manziel: "I'm living out in LA with my guy, Von Miller. We might be partying six nights a week but we're trying to get our lives together, bro. I just wanna ball, bro. I don't think there's anything wrong with partying, bro. There's a difference between partying and being out of control."

Trumpology by Cool Breeze Williams June 14, 2016

Trumpmouth 

A person who is a braggert or boasts about themselves, who never thinks the may be wrong

She did not want to go out with him because he had such a trumpmouth!

Trumpmouth by Willow dancingeyes July 3, 2016

TrumpLogic 

A rebuttle/counter-argument which denies relevant facts despite their irrufutability. Characterized by the conspicuous absence of facts and generally puts the other person in a position they are not comfortable arguing.

Trump logic may beg an unprofessional question to be asked (or may lead to the defamation of his character; Accordingly, Trump logic effectively discredits its target or ends the conversation).

Journalist: You were recorded talking about grabbing women by their pussies. Can the American people trust you to respect women and their rights?
Trump: "Listen, nobody respects women more than I do. NOBODY."

Journalist: "What is your position on climate change?"
Trump: "We just can't know for sure that humans are responsible for the changes in weather - or even if there are any changes. Top scientists have shown me cutting edge research, you better believe it."

Journalist: "You won't release your tax documents, your companies have gone through multiple bankruptcies, and you were only able to start your company because your father gave you a 7-figure loan. What makes you 'an exceptional businessman?'"
Trump: "I got a very modest loan - which I repaid in just a couple years - and turned it into bie-yons of dollars."
Journalist: "You have not given us any proof that your assets are worth billions. And if your company really does have billions in assets, does your company also have billions in liabilities?
Trump: "I would not he running for president if my company was failing."

Mom: "You smell like smoke and I found a lighter in your pocket yesterday when I did your laundry. Are you smoking cigarettes??"
Kid: "NO mom - Dad died from lung cancer, I would never risk my life to smoke. Nobody respects their body more than me. NOBODY."
Mom: "YOU WILL NOT use Trumplogic while you live under my roof. You are my son and I do not have to tolerate that kind of bullshit."

TrumpLogic by mduchonie1 January 13, 2017

trumpmouth 

A serious physical and mental condition that results in a loud mouth that happens to spews shit like bean-induced diarreah. The things that having trumpmouth cause are things such as:
- not being able to keep secrets
- accidentally embarrassing yourself and the entire American government
- the possibility of accidentally releasing nuclear codes
- not being able to shut the fuck up and nearly causing war over it
- always needing the last word
- saying rude and stupid things and having to apologise immediately

Those with trumpmouth are often seen "sticking their foot in their mouth" to try and coverup for the bullshit they spew.

"ew, I see Jenny. Quick, let's leave before she says something stupid; I've heard she has a terrible case of trumpmouth . That slut."

trumpmouth by alexinwonderland August 27, 2017