trumpmog 

Trumpmog (verb): 1. To nickname an opponent beratingly, as in "Low Energy Jeb" or "Crooked Hillary" or "Beauty and the Cheeks" or "Lying Robert Carreon" or "Kidnappin' Agent Smith".

An example of what happens when gaslighter torturer extractor (GTE) from SD, CA trumpmogs a US Probation Officer:

"[e-mail]
12:33 PM (6 hours ago)
to me

If you continue to address me offensively as Lying Robert Carreon, I will have no choice but to abandon the supervision process and determine your line of communication as refusal to comply. I will not continue under your offensive, uncivil, counterproductive tone. You are duly advised. "

- perjurer & kidnapper US Probation officer Robert Carreon

Robert Carreon has already arrested me on 4 false charges from 1-15-2019 to 5-13-2019.

What should I say to lyin' Robert Carreon?

- Rob

trumpmog by Rob Matrix September 22, 2019

Trumpmouth 

A person who is a braggert or boasts about themselves, who never thinks the may be wrong

She did not want to go out with him because he had such a trumpmouth!

Trumpmouth by Willow dancingeyes July 3, 2016

TrumpLogic 

A rebuttle/counter-argument which denies relevant facts despite their irrufutability. Characterized by the conspicuous absence of facts and generally puts the other person in a position they are not comfortable arguing.

Trump logic may beg an unprofessional question to be asked (or may lead to the defamation of his character; Accordingly, Trump logic effectively discredits its target or ends the conversation).

Journalist: You were recorded talking about grabbing women by their pussies. Can the American people trust you to respect women and their rights?
Trump: "Listen, nobody respects women more than I do. NOBODY."

Journalist: "What is your position on climate change?"
Trump: "We just can't know for sure that humans are responsible for the changes in weather - or even if there are any changes. Top scientists have shown me cutting edge research, you better believe it."

Journalist: "You won't release your tax documents, your companies have gone through multiple bankruptcies, and you were only able to start your company because your father gave you a 7-figure loan. What makes you 'an exceptional businessman?'"
Trump: "I got a very modest loan - which I repaid in just a couple years - and turned it into bie-yons of dollars."
Journalist: "You have not given us any proof that your assets are worth billions. And if your company really does have billions in assets, does your company also have billions in liabilities?
Trump: "I would not he running for president if my company was failing."

Mom: "You smell like smoke and I found a lighter in your pocket yesterday when I did your laundry. Are you smoking cigarettes??"
Kid: "NO mom - Dad died from lung cancer, I would never risk my life to smoke. Nobody respects their body more than me. NOBODY."
Mom: "YOU WILL NOT use Trumplogic while you live under my roof. You are my son and I do not have to tolerate that kind of bullshit."

TrumpLogic by mduchonie1 January 13, 2017

trumpmouth 

A serious physical and mental condition that results in a loud mouth that happens to spews shit like bean-induced diarreah. The things that having trumpmouth cause are things such as:
- not being able to keep secrets
- accidentally embarrassing yourself and the entire American government
- the possibility of accidentally releasing nuclear codes
- not being able to shut the fuck up and nearly causing war over it
- always needing the last word
- saying rude and stupid things and having to apologise immediately

Those with trumpmouth are often seen "sticking their foot in their mouth" to try and coverup for the bullshit they spew.

"ew, I see Jenny. Quick, let's leave before she says something stupid; I've heard she has a terrible case of trumpmouth . That slut."

trumpmouth by alexinwonderland August 27, 2017

Trumpmageddon 

The era marked by Donald Trump's presidency that will last for four years until we get a new president. In the meantime, people in Trumpmageddon era are hoping that Donald Trump doesn't totally wreck up America. Because of Trumpmageddon, people who are strongly against Trump are migrating to Canada. It's just really humiliating that we lost America to Donald Trump the sunburnt soul-eating sexist racist extremist troll.

Dr. Lewis: I'm so glad that Donald Trump won. Now Hillary Clinton won't have access to our launch codes.

Mr. Gordon: But you do realize that we have a far worse president, right?

Dr. Lewis: *sigh* I know... I try to make the best out of this though. We have to survive Trumpmageddon and we will make it out alive.

Mr. Gordon: I'm moving to Canada in four weeks.

Dr. Lewis: Yeah you do that...

Trumpmageddon by SushiWarlord November 22, 2016

TrumpLogic 

Oxymoron.

A: Oh shit, did you hear what Trump said during the debate last name?
B: No, do I want to?
A: Just typical TrumpLogic.
B: Please kill me now. This generation blows.

TrumpLogic by nic.alicious October 31, 2015

Trumpoglycemia 

A sudden drop in blood sugar when arguing with a Donald Trump cult member Trumpanzee.

If you argue that windmills cause cancer you’ll likely get Trumpoglycemia because there is no winning an argument with an idiot.

Trumpoglycemia by Larryboston September 14, 2019