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trumpstance 

The glowering stare and leaning-forward body language of the 45th President of the US when he seeks to bully other heads of state.
When a journalist asked the Italian Prime Minister about the questionable outcome of the recent G7 summit, as they stood at adjacent podiums in the White House, assuming trumpstance was second nature for the Mobster in Chief.
trumpstance by Dr Bunnygirl July 30, 2018

Trumpoglycemia 

A sudden drop in blood sugar when arguing with a Donald Trump cult member Trumpanzee.
If you argue that windmills cause cancer you’ll likely get Trumpoglycemia because there is no winning an argument with an idiot.
Trumpoglycemia by Larryboston September 14, 2019

Trumpance 

When you grab her by the pussy.
A trumpance won't land you in jail, but a hot cosby will.
Trumpance by Sir Eddie J October 14, 2016

Trumpvance 

1. An unstoppable, overwhelming surge or blitzkrieg advance, executed with unmatched speed, precision, and power. Like playing a trump card at the perfect moment, it signifies total domination, leaving no room for resistance. Once a trumpvance begins, its momentum is inevitable and game-changing.

2. A decisive political or cultural victory marked by a rapid, unstoppable shift, reshaping the landscape with sheer force and strategic timing.

3. The ultimate power move—charging ahead with confidence and crushing everything in your path like a boss.

Etymology:

Trump: Derived from Old French trump (triumph or winning card) and Middle English trumpe, referring to a decisive or advantageous move.

Advance: From Old French avancier (“to move forward”), symbolizing relentless forward motion.

The fusion of trump and advance embodies the perfect combination of strategic timing and unstoppable momentum
1. "Their business launch was a total trumpvance—they went from zero to dominating the market overnight."

2. "That political victory wasn’t just a win; it was a trumpvance that no one saw coming."

3. "Once he started his trumpvance at the party, everyone else just gave up trying to compete."
Trumpvance by JFK lives 2025 January 20, 2025

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026