Tcwilly's definitions

milffort

You head to a girl’s house you want to bone, but she’s got her kid there and you make a fort for her kid to be nice and cool. After the kid goes to bed you bone momma in the fort you made for the kid.

Dude went to his date’s house not knowing she had a kid. He built a fort and played with Billy, but after Billy went to bed he banged Billy’s mom and gave her a solid milffort.

by Tcwilly November 24, 2022

cigina

A cinema where you get to see lots of vagina, aka, a skin flick theater.

Hey bro, super horny, wanna go to the cigina and watch some porn, maybe rub one out?

by Tcwilly August 11, 2021

shiitake mushroom stamp

A mushroom stamp but from a guy with a small dick

Wang gave me shiitake mushroom stamp when he slam his tinkie winkie on my forehead

by Tcwilly July 30, 2022

Cucktail

What you drink while you’re watching your wife getting banged by her bull.

Shut up and drink your cucktail while this man destroys my beaver you useless piece of shit husband.

by Tcwilly July 30, 2022

tin can phone

When two guys are connected butt to butt bus double-ended dildo.

I walked in on my husband, Tim, and his buddy Eric pulling a tin can phone.

by Tcwilly June 21, 2020

bummassage

When two butts come together for a bum massage. You get both a bum rub and a massage.

I see you’re feeling stressed and horny, let’s do a bummassage

by Tcwilly May 14, 2020

bed skunk

After a night of raucous, dirty sex, the bed stinks the next day like a skunk had been in there.

After five days of sex and orgies at a swingers slub, the smell of bed skunk was terrible.

by Tcwilly June 8, 2020