Tcwilly's definitions

Restshrooms

When you visit the restroom in a bar and some dude who likes your shirt thinks you’re a party boy and hands over a bag of shrooms to you.

Dude, I can tell you guys party. Take some of these, bro!
Wow, I just scored some restshrooms.

by Tcwilly April 26, 2020

bummassage

When two butts come together for a bum massage. You get both a bum rub and a massage.

I see you’re feeling stressed and horny, let’s do a bummassage

by Tcwilly May 14, 2020

bed skunk

After a night of raucous, dirty sex, the bed stinks the next day like a skunk had been in there.

After five days of sex and orgies at a swingers slub, the smell of bed skunk was terrible.

by Tcwilly June 8, 2020

tin can phone

When two guys are connected butt to butt bus double-ended dildo.

I walked in on my husband, Tim, and his buddy Eric pulling a tin can phone.

by Tcwilly June 21, 2020

trumpieces

Small cut-up pieces of Donald Trump

I hate Donald Trump so much. I’d cut him into Trumpieces if I had my way

by Tcwilly July 23, 2020

poblano terrier

A breed of dog that doesn’t exist. But when drunk people at the bar ask you what kind of dog that is, you say “poblano terrier”, and they walk off either like WTF, never heard of that, or ok…

What kind of dog is that?
It’s a Poblano Terrier. It’s from Mexico.

by Tcwilly July 17, 2021

Booble

When your gigantic knockers accidentally rest on the keyboard and open a Google search for porn.

I did not search for that site. My huge boobs hit the keyboard and that came up. Looks like I did another Booble.

by Tcwilly July 22, 2021