Definitions by Tcwilly

milffort 

You head to a girl’s house you want to bone, but she’s got her kid there and you make a fort for her kid to be nice and cool. After the kid goes to bed you bone momma in the fort you made for the kid.

Dude went to his date’s house not knowing she had a kid. He built a fort and played with Billy, but after Billy went to bed he banged Billy’s mom and gave her a solid milffort.

milffort by Tcwilly November 24, 2022

shiitake mushroom stamp 

A mushroom stamp but from a guy with a small dick

Wang gave me shiitake mushroom stamp when he slam his tinkie winkie on my forehead

shiitake mushroom stamp by Tcwilly July 30, 2022

Cucktail 

What you drink while you’re watching your wife getting banged by her bull.

Shut up and drink your cucktail while this man destroys my beaver you useless piece of shit husband.

Cucktail by Tcwilly July 30, 2022

cigina 

A cinema where you get to see lots of vagina, aka, a skin flick theater.

Hey bro, super horny, wanna go to the cigina and watch some porn, maybe rub one out?

cigina by Tcwilly August 11, 2021

Booble 

When your gigantic knockers accidentally rest on the keyboard and open a Google search for porn.

I did not search for that site. My huge boobs hit the keyboard and that came up. Looks like I did another Booble.

Booble by Tcwilly July 22, 2021

poblano terrier 

A breed of dog that doesn’t exist. But when drunk people at the bar ask you what kind of dog that is, you say “poblano terrier”, and they walk off either like WTF, never heard of that, or ok…

What kind of dog is that?
It’s a Poblano Terrier. It’s from Mexico.

poblano terrier by Tcwilly July 17, 2021

trumpieces 

Small cut-up pieces of Donald Trump

I hate Donald Trump so much. I’d cut him into Trumpieces if I had my way

trumpieces by Tcwilly July 23, 2020