milffort

You head to a girl’s house you want to bone, but she’s got her kid there and you make a fort for her kid to be nice and cool. After the kid goes to bed you bone momma in the fort you made for the kid.

Dude went to his date’s house not knowing she had a kid. He built a fort and played with Billy, but after Billy went to bed he banged Billy’s mom and gave her a solid milffort.

by Tcwilly November 24, 2022

shiitake mushroom stamp

A mushroom stamp but from a guy with a small dick

Wang gave me shiitake mushroom stamp when he slam his tinkie winkie on my forehead

by Tcwilly July 30, 2022

cigina

A cinema where you get to see lots of vagina, aka, a skin flick theater.

Hey bro, super horny, wanna go to the cigina and watch some porn, maybe rub one out?

by Tcwilly August 11, 2021

bummassage

When two butts come together for a bum massage. You get both a bum rub and a massage.

I see you’re feeling stressed and horny, let’s do a bummassage

by Tcwilly May 14, 2020

Booble

When your gigantic knockers accidentally rest on the keyboard and open a Google search for porn.

I did not search for that site. My huge boobs hit the keyboard and that came up. Looks like I did another Booble.

by Tcwilly July 22, 2021

poblano terrier

A breed of dog that doesn’t exist. But when drunk people at the bar ask you what kind of dog that is, you say “poblano terrier”, and they walk off either like WTF, never heard of that, or ok…

What kind of dog is that?
It’s a Poblano Terrier. It’s from Mexico.

by Tcwilly July 17, 2021

Restshrooms

When you visit the restroom in a bar and some dude who likes your shirt thinks you’re a party boy and hands over a bag of shrooms to you.

Dude, I can tell you guys party. Take some of these, bro!
Wow, I just scored some restshrooms.

by Tcwilly April 26, 2020