trumpetwat

Vagina with excessively large labia

His ex wife Sandy had one hell of a trumpetwat on her.

trumpetwat by Penny Lancaster May 20, 2010

trumptator 

A leader who leads through autocratic edicts, with no regard for the opinions of his advisers, political affiliates or anyone else. Frequently an unhinged narcissist who makes delusional incoherent ramblings without regard to how he is perceived or the potential consequences.

Reporter: What do you say to the fact that 19 US Intelligence Agencies all agree that Russia hacked the DNC to influence the elections?

Trump: I think it was a 400 pound fat kid sitting on his bed in New Jersey.

Audience Member (quietly): Chris Christie has a son?

Reporter: What can you tell us about your Muslim Ban?
Trump: It's working bigly.

Reporter (later to colleague): Did you hear Donald's comments at the press conference? Yeah, spoken like a true Trumptator.

trumptator by Chas501 February 16, 2017

trumpetard 

portmanteau formed from trump + petard (in the sense of Shakespeare's "hoist with his own petard')

def: a linguistic "reveal" of pathological liars (like Trump), wherein a statement is "exploded" (revealed to be completely devoid of veracity) by an immediately following conflicting/contradictory statement.

example of usage: "In every public speech, the president careers from one trumpetard to the next!"

trumpetard by Eppypotamus March 30, 2020

Trumputation 

A "Trumped" up reputation. An exaggerated or embellished reputation.

He's made a trumputation about how great he is with women.

Trumputation by srcbmd November 13, 2016

Trumptation 

The seemingly inescapable urge to discuss Donald Trump. Much like "yielding to temptation," yielding to Trumptation is known to derail otherwise meaningful conversations. Members of the news media are particularly susceptible.

She can't get through a dinner party without yielding to Trumptation.

Trumptation by That Chilling Touch February 4, 2020

Trumpstrated 

Being frustrated at something spoken by Donald Trump

Did you hear what Donald Trump said about women? I was just so trumpstrated by it!

Trumpstrated by jquebby September 30, 2016

trumptation marks 

Definition: Punctuation marks used to specifically focus attention on a specific item, thought, or action that can then encompass a wide variety of convenient, and often different, definitions at a later date.

Donald Trump used trumptation marks on the words "wire tapping" in a recent tweet yet everyone is questioning his meaning. If you use trumptation marks on the word "automobile" you can at a later date define it to mean "anything with wheels".

trumptation marks by Waynosaurus March 16, 2017