trumblown

Getting head from a girl in the school band

Hey i got trumblown from the girl who plays the clarinet

by 1231234 February 11, 2009

tromblown

Being blown and anally-penetrated with a handheld dildo by the same person, at the same time. (A reverse Rusty Trombone)

Ain't nothin better than gettin tromblown by Shaniqua. She work the slide so good, I can't help but empty my spit valve.

by Vaj Goblin February 23, 2013

trumboning

The act of licking a persons anus, as they stand, while at the same manually gratifying them so as to affect a pose similar to that of one playing the trombone.

Daddy likes it when the baby-sitter trombones him. He says that he has really small hands..

by Dave December 5, 2002

trumploan

Whatever remains of the 2 trillion dollars in economic relief available for small businesses that isn't funneled off into corporate bank accounts, corrupt political slush-funds or a void of opportunistic government crisis-accounting.

You get'cher trumploan yet?
Naww, not yet.

You holdin' yer breath?
Nope...

by YAWA March 25, 2020

rusty trumbone

when a guy stands up straight, while a girl licks his asscrack and jerks him off

HEy that was the best rusty trumbone I have ever recieved

by brassman October 14, 2003

Thumbdowner

Pathetic life form that systematically goes through Urban Dictionary´s "Word of the Day" list giving a thumbs down to every single definition without reading any of them. Out of spite and utter lack of creativity, finds more exciting to downgrade the work of others than to come up with even a run of the mill (conventional, mediocre, prevalent, regular, trite) idea.

Get a life Thumbdowner, life is short and then we die.

by rperazag May 26, 2010

Trumbower

Something or someone that looked good on paper but turned out to be a worthless disappointment.

I understand why they recruited that dude, but geez, he turned out to be a real trumbower.

Thanks for getting me into that Blackstone stock. What a fucking trumbower that turned out to be.

by Driftless May 15, 2023