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Being blown and anally-penetrated with a handheld dildo by the same person, at the same time. (A reverse Rusty Trombone)
Ain't nothin better than gettin tromblown by Shaniqua. She work the slide so good, I can't help but empty my spit valve.
tromblown by Vaj Goblin February 23, 2013

trumboning 

The act of licking a persons anus, as they stand, while at the same manually gratifying them so as to affect a pose similar to that of one playing the trombone.
Daddy likes it when the baby-sitter trombones him. He says that he has really small hands..
trumboning by Dave December 5, 2002

trumploan 

Whatever remains of the 2 trillion dollars in economic relief available for small businesses that isn't funneled off into corporate bank accounts, corrupt political slush-funds or a void of opportunistic government crisis-accounting.
You get'cher trumploan yet?
Naww, not yet.

You holdin' yer breath?
Nope...
trumploan by YAWA March 25, 2020

rusty trumbone 

when a guy stands up straight, while a girl licks his asscrack and jerks him off
HEy that was the best rusty trumbone I have ever recieved
rusty trumbone by brassman October 14, 2003

Thumbdowner 

Pathetic life form that systematically goes through Urban Dictionary´s "Word of the Day" list giving a thumbs down to every single definition without reading any of them. Out of spite and utter lack of creativity, finds more exciting to downgrade the work of others than to come up with even a run of the mill (conventional, mediocre, prevalent, regular, trite) idea.
Get a life Thumbdowner, life is short and then we die.
Thumbdowner by rperazag May 26, 2010

Trumbower 

Something or someone that looked good on paper but turned out to be a worthless disappointment.
I understand why they recruited that dude, but geez, he turned out to be a real trumbower.

Thanks for getting me into that Blackstone stock. What a fucking trumbower that turned out to be.
Trumbower by Driftless May 15, 2023