Trumbower

Something or someone that looked good on paper but turned out to be a worthless disappointment.

I understand why they recruited that dude, but geez, he turned out to be a real trumbower.

Thanks for getting me into that Blackstone stock. What a fucking trumbower that turned out to be.

by Driftless May 15, 2023

trumbower

When playing the card game 500, the jack of the trump suit and the jack of the suit of the same color are the right bower and the left bower, the two best cards after the joker. The trumbowers are either jack of the opposite color. They're basically almost worthless.

I was excited when you dealt me the jack of hearts, but when our opponents bid 8 clubs, it was clear that it was just a trumbower.

by Driftless March 29, 2023

tromboner

Being sexually aroused by someone in a band uniform.

Whoa! That cute clarinet player standing on the 40 yard line gives me a tromboner!

by Kram Llahtneb February 6, 2010

tromboner

A trombone with its slide fully extended, resembling an erect penis.

Try playing some pedal tones with that tromboner---just be careful. Don't whack that girl in front of you with the slide.

by pentozali November 1, 2010

trumbers

Acronym for the words "troll" and "numbers." This is used to describe the phone numbers of short, portly, girls in your buddies phone.

"Hey Colin, I'm pretty horny, hook me up with some trumbers."

by lil' andy April 22, 2008

tromboner

when a guy gets a boner in band class

chad got a tromboner

by you_no_it132 February 4, 2009

Tromboner

A musician that plays the trombone.
(pronounced trum-BONER)

Jeffery is a tromboner.

by hanner_bernanner June 17, 2009