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Trumbalon

An individual who over indulges in body enhancing chemicals that denies partaking in them. Symptoms include extreme rage, lack of patience and the absence of cranial hair.
by Jammin bob April 22, 2023
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Trumpalina

an arrogant sorry excuse for a president. He's a bully yet he can't take criticism of any kind. He cries and bellyaches all the time, using the "fake news" jive line while his selfishness, vanity and corruption are obvious to all. This nickname is derived from TRUMP the Chump + ThumBALINA because despite his overbearing nature and delusions of god-hood, he is a really small pissant excuse of a man.
1. Trumpalina thinks he can do anything he wants since he hijacked the White House. However, he is on Putin's leash because Russianhackers breached U.S. cyberspace security on Election Day to set the Electoral College in Trump's favor. Trumpalina is a traitor, a quisling who is really owned by Vladimir Putin.

2. Trumpalina wants to build a Berlin-type 'Iron Curtain' wall at the Mexican border despite the fact there's border security already. Congress didn't appropriate the money for this wasteful enterprise. Trumpalina throws a hissy fit, he cries like a baby. WAH!

3. Trumpalina wants to scrap Obamacare without anything better. He has embarrassed himself to the rest of the world. He says NATO is obsolete and no allied nation even trusts him. He's a sexist pig, he gropes women and girls and has harassed beauty pageant contestants in the past . He imposed an immigration halt on mostly-Muslim countries - that is, where he has NO business interests. He has had Russian information ministers at the WH and he has openly given ISIS secrets to them. He is a slave to Putin, he openly collaborates with Russia. He is a small man and a sniveling cowardly traitor with a Nero complex. He acts like Caligula. IMPEACH TRUMPALINA NOW.
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Trumbaleese

A rare cross breed of a trombone and some geese.
"My lover's got no money, he's got his Trumbaleese"

It is a well known fact that trumbaleese can fetch remarkably high prices, hence why her love has no money.
by Johnbo December 10, 2007
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trumpaloompa

1. A very small person, with very small hands, who is very small minded. Blindly follows orders of a madman.

2. A Donald Trump supporter.
The trumpaloompa was whipped into a frenzy upon hearing how hispanics destroyed America.
by misfit0313 June 21, 2016
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trumboning

The act of licking a persons anus, as they stand, while at the same manually gratifying them so as to affect a pose similar to that of one playing the trombone.
Daddy likes it when the baby-sitter trombones him. He says that he has really small hands..
by Dave December 5, 2002
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Trumpaloompas

I'm not too worried about Trumpaloompas swaying the US election; most of them are convicted felons.
by dashing_fellow October 9, 2015
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trumpalin

Trumpalin; (Trump/Palin) meaning clueless idiot that should have been weeded out by natural selection, single handed let proving Darwin was wrong.
Damn, Garths been real trumpalin lately .
by Jazmanian devil May 1, 2016
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