rusty trumbone

when a guy stands up straight, while a girl licks his asscrack and jerks him off
HEy that was the best rusty trumbone I have ever recieved
by brassman October 14, 2003
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woxof

the weather report abbreviation that means "indefinite ceiling zero, sky obscured, visibility zero, fog" but used to discribed somebody clueless or drunk.
I had so many drinks Friday night I was WOXOF for the whole weekend.
by brassman October 04, 2003
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