Coming home with the tree you sawed down and realizing it looked better in the forest. Treegrets may include but are not limited to discovering unsightly holes in tree boughs, buying one of them Balsams, finding that your tree is too big for its designated location, learning your tree was once or still is a home for wildlife.

Our family had an immediate sense of treegret when we stood the Balsam up and all of its needles fell off. While scooping up the pile of needles, Maw found a bird’s nest.

treegret by iBetty December 5, 2011

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treeganism

Abstaining to a diet consisting only of the fruit, nuts and seeds of trees, bushes plants etc. Based on Genesis 1:29. Treegans (those who practice Treeganism) don't eat green leafy plants, or the roots. The act of which kills the plant and because in Genesis 1:30, the green plant was made and intended as food for animals.

I've decided to practice treeganism because it is biblical and overall makes me feel a lot more alert and healthy!

treeganism by Jodiah C. June 1, 2019

tregotion

When you have three balls up your ass. Invented by Robert Benfer for the segment "Robert Invents a Word" on the podcast Chaos Pony.

"I've had a lot of free time on my hands, and I've not only managed to grow a third ball - well, not as much grow as just put it in there - and not only that, but I've actually managed to put it up my ass. I have three balls up my ass today!" -Robert tregotion

tregotion by captain_e July 28, 2011

Tregellas

Extremely cool asian. He is also very hot and is not gay.

Jason: "Hey Tregellas, Shut up!"
John: "You are super cool"

Tregellas by yellowrice14 October 21, 2010

treegan

One who practices treeganism (a diet consisting only of the seeds, nuts and fruit of trees and plants)

I have decided to become a treegan, it is healthy, biblical and more life conscious than vegans which kill plants when they eat the roots and leaves of them.

treegan by Jodiah C. June 1, 2019

Treegarthing

1 : The act of exploiting your way past a gate to capture a node before the opposing team can. 2 : A member of the Hunter profession meleeing with a Lobotomizer and or Sword of Zeal.

1: "Someone please go treegarth the stables."
2: "Look at that hunter treegarthing that warrior!"

Treegarthing by Norvanos June 19, 2006

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026