treeganism

Abstaining to a diet consisting only of the fruit, nuts and seeds of trees, bushes plants etc. Based on Genesis 1:29. Treegans (those who practice Treeganism) don't eat green leafy plants, or the roots. The act of which kills the plant and because in Genesis 1:30, the green plant was made and intended as food for animals.

I've decided to practice treeganism because it is biblical and overall makes me feel a lot more alert and healthy!

treeganism by Jodiah C. June 1, 2019

Freeganism 

A lifestyle dedicated to sourcing as many free goods and services as possible.

I'm sick of paying for everything! I'm converting to freeganism!

Freeganism by asdeke December 20, 2008

Teganism 

It's not a religion, it's a way of life.

Naturally you refer to yourself as a "Teganist". This is when your world revolves around Tegan Quin, and food maybe.

Male friend 1: Hey, do you want to go to prom with me?
Female friend 2: No sorry, it's not allowed.
Male friend 1: What do you mean "it's not allowed"?
Female friend 2: I experienced the "Tegan Effect" a few days ago. I ended up having a pretty bad but enjoyable case of "Tegan Syndrome" so I converted from Scientology to Teganism. Tegan will protect me from Tom Cruise.

Teganism by teganeffect June 6, 2013

Treegasm

The yellowish powder all over everything in the spring is the result of the trees and plants "release" in an attempt to reproduce.

Yellow smoke cumming off a tree as the wind is blowing. Do NOT walk through it! It's a Treegasm.

Treegasm by Olges April 22, 2010

Treegasm

made popular by the show "Ugly Americans", it is when two tree-beings finally come in contact with each other's flowers. this is a connecting mating ritual and is also a largely popular public event.

John: hey do you want to go see treegasm with me

Bill: sure let's go!

Treegasm by whatevermanificatioin April 22, 2010

Teiganism 

(1) The practice of openly or covertly maintaining multiple distinct identities, either online or offline

(2) Possessing, for better and/or worse, an exceptionally undefined and mutable personality / sense of self

You're having a Facebook conversation with a joke account you created for your kettle!? This disturbs me; it's tantamount to Teiganism.

Lyn Hershman's creation of Roberta Breitmore would today be referred to as 'Teiganism', but in fact predated the invention of the term by forty years.

Teiganism by Henry Gagblat November 10, 2010

Freeganism 

Philosophy that promotes getting as much of one's food as possible from free sources.

"Your roomate is a freeganism"
( think about it..)

Freeganism by aba May 13, 2005