troydon

He seems to be the strong, mighty, courageous but he's a pussy. He's over ambitious but lazy as a ship in the doldrums. Self-respect seems to have drowned in his attempt to hoard all the money around him. A selfish miser, who will explode if you ask him to pay a part of his own bill. Scooty in his doings, friends still seem to adore him because of his mediocrity. A few drinks down and you release the dog in him
guy1- Did he just leave without paying?
guy2- yeah he just pulled a troydon
guy1- yeah i figured when he was getting touchy with those chicks there
guy2- he talks shit about everyone but he keeps your secrets
by savyaunt August 13, 2017
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