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He seems to be the strong, mighty, courageous but he's a pussy. He's over ambitious but lazy as a ship in the doldrums. Self-respect seems to have drowned in his attempt to hoard all the money around him. A selfish miser, who will explode if you ask him to pay a part of his own bill. Scooty in his doings, friends still seem to adore him because of his mediocrity. A few drinks down and you release the dog in him
guy1- Did he just leave without paying?
guy2- yeah he just pulled a troydon
guy1- yeah i figured when he was getting touchy with those chicks there
guy2- he talks shit about everyone but he keeps your secrets
troydon by savyaunt April 18, 2018
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A wanted fugitive who has kids in his basement. These people could be found in Nova Scotia
Troydan has kids in his basement
Troydan by Troydan74 May 22, 2020
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Troydan also known as Bryan Warren Barrister is a youtuber who is known for his nba 2k and Fortnite videos. He plays with little kids like Donj, Fungas, Zesty, and a gay guy named Blaze.

Troydan has an egg head and probably has no real friends He is seen with a girl in some of his later videos named Kate but it is has not been confirmed if they are dating.

While Troydan may seem like a loser to most people over the age of twelve, he has some enjoyable content. As a fan of Troy, I really wish YouTube did not get rid of his react channel.
12 year old: Yo Troydan just came out with a new video.
13 year old: Dude I’m thirteen, I’m too mature for him.
12: Bitch that’s why u still play roblox
Troydan by R.... ❤️❤️❤️ October 23, 2018
Troydan nee vid came out
Troydan by Hat1 May 22, 2020
Troydan: Stop calling me troyfather!
Little kid: Ok egghead.
Troydan: I'm NOT AN EGGHEAD!
Little kid: *starts crying*
troydan by friendly_gamer332 September 26, 2017
An egghead gamer who got crushed by a 7 year old in a game he’s good at. Also spends way to much money on 2k20
I found Troydan head in my egg carton
Troydan by PhillyBaller235 May 30, 2020

Troylonias 

The greek god of desire and temptation. Ruler of the visceral world. Troylonias is a lover and a fighter.
I aksed Troylonias for favor and he granted my request. Twice.
Troylonias by Jarvis Pinkerton September 18, 2013
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