troodon

A small carnivorous theropod dinosaur from the Late Cretaceous period. Meaning "wounding tooth" its teeth were serrated like a knife, meaning they could tear through the flesh of its prey with ease. Believed to have had superior intelligence than most other dinosaurs, it was a distant relative to velociraptor and other dromaeosaurs and possessed the large toe claw of these dinosaurs. There evidence that it possessed a full coat of feathers.

Paleontologists seem to agree that Troodon was a vicious little asshole of a dino.

by ThatOneDinoNerd February 14, 2017

troydon

He seems to be the strong, mighty, courageous but he's a pussy. He's over ambitious but lazy as a ship in the doldrums. Self-respect seems to have drowned in his attempt to hoard all the money around him. A selfish miser, who will explode if you ask him to pay a part of his own bill. Scooty in his doings, friends still seem to adore him because of his mediocrity. A few drinks down and you release the dog in him

guy1- Did he just leave without paying?
guy2- yeah he just pulled a troydon
guy1- yeah i figured when he was getting touchy with those chicks there
guy2- he talks shit about everyone but he keeps your secrets

by savyaunt April 18, 2018