Ruler

That old bitch from the new Halloween movie has a ruler in every scene

by Cluis6714 October 15, 2018

“Josh I used the ruler and found out my penis is 18 inches”

by Fuenghy July 29, 2019

A stick with line and numbers, used to measure items' lengths.

Dad: Get the ruler.
Kid: Ok.
Dad: Ok, so this is... 4 in. by 5 in.
Kid: I got the remote!
Dad: Lets see if this boat works!
Both: It works!

by T.N.T.BOOM! January 24, 2022

a weapon you can use to slap people when you get pissed af

oh no RUN HES HAS THE RULER AND HES MAD

by Aj Art Star June 30, 2018

Ruler of the rulers

Some kid who has too many rulers and everyone needs to borrow rulers from him in geometry class.

Kid: Yo can I borrow a ruler?
Ruler of the rulers: Sure y not lmao.

A foreign object one sticks up anothers ass when he/she is mad. Also used for measurement in few cases.

by Mr_Chuckles July 31, 2003

by kansas city 420 August 8, 2008