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tronado

It is a triple tornado with one being a fire tornado
Oh god the tronado is so gorgeous
by Tornado expert February 27, 2015
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Kansas Tornado

When you masturbate into the hose of someone's anti-snoring sleep device. The cum then flies around in the hose in a circular fashion gaining pressure until it hits the sleeping person's face. The resulting shock combined with the wind and sound makes the person wake up and think that they are in a tornado.
My friend John was passed out with his sleep device on so I unhooked the house and jerked off in it. He woke up when the jizz hit his face and screamed, "Wow, Ocean City Hurricane last night, and now a Kansas Tornado!"
by Ed Rooney Jr September 6, 2016
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Dick tornado

When a tornado hits a dildo factory and somehow becomes stronger after the impact. The tornado is filled with flying dick debris.
The tornado was bad, but then it hit Dildo Inc. and got worse. It turned into a real dick tornado.
by RandySavage5 November 22, 2011
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Happier than a tornado in a trailer park

Annamae: "I'm soo happy that you guys are getting married. I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park"
by jaminimaj July 28, 2011
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Tornado Bait

A person who lives in a moblie home, or the mobile home itself.
If you live in a mobile home, you may not be trailer trash, but you're still probably tornado bait.
by Shawnster April 5, 2005
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Tornado of Dicks

When a bunch of guys surround a girl on her knees and fuck her throat
Lindsay got hit by a tornado of dicks at the party last night.
by lexup December 27, 2010
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cum tornado

when you do the helicopter dick while you are cumming on a girl while she is spinning in a circle
oh my god that cum tornado BLEW MY MIND.
that was the best cum tornado ever!
by cambodia July 6, 2012
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