Definitions by jaminimaj
Hung like a can of beans
JOE: "Does your girlfriend actually have sex with that?"
HANK: "Hell ya, she loves'em wide not long"
JOE: "You're hung like a can of beans!"
HANK: "Hell ya, she loves'em wide not long"
JOE: "You're hung like a can of beans!"
Hung like a can of beans by jaminimaj July 28, 2011
Like a hotdog at a hamburger party
EARL: "Hey Billy, look at that woman with the peacock hat on"
BILLY: "What in the hell is she wearin that to the ho-down fer?"
EARL: "I dunno. But she sure do look like a hotdog at a hamburger party"
BILLY: "What in the hell is she wearin that to the ho-down fer?"
EARL: "I dunno. But she sure do look like a hotdog at a hamburger party"
Like a hotdog at a hamburger party by jaminimaj July 28, 2011
Happier than a tornado in a trailer park
Annamae: "I'm soo happy that you guys are getting married. I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park"
Happier than a tornado in a trailer park by jaminimaj July 28, 2011
meat-pudding
noun: 1. excrement that comes from the genetalia
2. meat that is pounded into mush
adjective: used as a comparison for something that is warm, gooey, and jizzy.
2. meat that is pounded into mush
adjective: used as a comparison for something that is warm, gooey, and jizzy.
noun: When she spreads her legs, meat-pudding leaks out all over the bed.
adjective: Them damn beef curtains have some stuff on ther that's look'n like meat-pudding.
adjective: Them damn beef curtains have some stuff on ther that's look'n like meat-pudding.
meat-pudding by jaminimaj August 11, 2010