Hung like a can of beans

A phrase that refers to a man with a wide, but short, penis
JOE: "Does your girlfriend actually have sex with that?"
HANK: "Hell ya, she loves'em wide not long"
JOE: "You're hung like a can of beans!"
by jaminimaj July 28, 2011
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meat-pudding

noun: 1. excrement that comes from the genetalia

2. meat that is pounded into mush

adjective: used as a comparison for something that is warm, gooey, and jizzy.
noun: When she spreads her legs, meat-pudding leaks out all over the bed.

adjective: Them damn beef curtains have some stuff on ther that's look'n like meat-pudding.
by jaminimaj August 12, 2010
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EARL: "Hey Billy, look at that woman with the peacock hat on"
BILLY: "What in the hell is she wearin that to the ho-down fer?"
EARL: "I dunno. But she sure do look like a hotdog at a hamburger party"
by jaminimaj July 28, 2011
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