product advertised by an yodeling armadillo named Yolanda; a dildo with yo-yos at either end of it called a yodilyo.
Both the yo-yo and the dildo don’t serve the purpose that they are normally made for. It’s like the shake weight for the yodilyo muscle located at the base of the back of the skull. This muscle becomes strained when you have uncontrollably laughed with your friends about inside jokes that only make sense to you.
Both the yo-yo and the dildo don’t serve the purpose that they are normally made for. It’s like the shake weight for the yodilyo muscle located at the base of the back of the skull. This muscle becomes strained when you have uncontrollably laughed with your friends about inside jokes that only make sense to you.
Dude 1: have you figured out how to use the yodilyo yo bought?
Dude 2: no but this is the best invention ever.
Dude 2: no but this is the best invention ever.
by cambodia August 21, 2019
by cambodia July 04, 2012
The best Asian midget hooker in all of Chula Vista. She loves to smoke meth with bald white men in shitty motels.
If your lookin for a good time and a wild story to tell your friends, definitely hit up little dumpling.
If your lookin for a good time and a wild story to tell your friends, definitely hit up little dumpling.
Josh - ay bro did I tell you that one time I met little dumpling?
Big Wes - yeah dude didn’t you guys rail an 8 ball of meth or something?
Big Wes - yeah dude didn’t you guys rail an 8 ball of meth or something?
by cambodia May 15, 2019
Acronym that stands for pooper scooper headass boy. When someone’s haeadassery has surpassed maximum allowed headassness, they enter into the pshab realm. This is a special level of headass, most people won’t encounter a pshab in their lifetime, but if you do you will know.
Guy 1: yo dude, I heard the fool billy poops sitting backwards.
Guy 2: damn, that dudes a straight pshab.
Guy 2: damn, that dudes a straight pshab.
by cambodia August 29, 2019
If you have a very low tolerance for cocaine and want the smallest amount possible, but that will still get you high, just ask for a Mario bump, Or if your already really coked out and just need one more small hit.
Yo I don’t really do coke that much, can I just get a Mario bump?
I’m so high right now, don’t give a me a big line I’ll just take a Mario bump.
I’m so high right now, don’t give a me a big line I’ll just take a Mario bump.
by cambodia January 17, 2021
by cambodia April 03, 2015
Omg shanaenaes dark wind almost killed me!
Dude did you smell that? Yeah you gotta watch out for that dark wind
Dude did you smell that? Yeah you gotta watch out for that dark wind
by cambodia April 14, 2017