Definitions by cambodia

Mario bump 

If you have a very low tolerance for cocaine and want the smallest amount possible, but that will still get you high, just ask for a Mario bump, Or if your already really coked out and just need one more small hit.

Yo I don’t really do coke that much, can I just get a Mario bump?

I’m so high right now, don’t give a me a big line I’ll just take a Mario bump.

Mario bump by cambodia January 17, 2021

Pshab 

Acronym that stands for pooper scooper headass boy. When someone’s haeadassery has surpassed maximum allowed headassness, they enter into the pshab realm. This is a special level of headass, most people won’t encounter a pshab in their lifetime, but if you do you will know.

Guy 1: yo dude, I heard the fool billy poops sitting backwards.
Guy 2: damn, that dudes a straight pshab.

Pshab by cambodia August 29, 2019

Yodilyo 

product advertised by an yodeling armadillo named Yolanda; a dildo with yo-yos at either end of it called a yodilyo.

Both the yo-yo and the dildo don’t serve the purpose that they are normally made for. It’s like the shake weight for the yodilyo muscle located at the base of the back of the skull. This muscle becomes strained when you have uncontrollably laughed with your friends about inside jokes that only make sense to you.

Dude 1: have you figured out how to use the yodilyo yo bought?

Dude 2: no but this is the best invention ever.

Yodilyo by cambodia August 20, 2019

Little dumpling 

The best Asian midget hooker in all of Chula Vista. She loves to smoke meth with bald white men in shitty motels.
If your lookin for a good time and a wild story to tell your friends, definitely hit up little dumpling.

Josh - ay bro did I tell you that one time I met little dumpling?
Big Wes - yeah dude didn’t you guys rail an 8 ball of meth or something?

Little dumpling by cambodia May 14, 2019

Dark wind 

When a women of African origin emits a cloud of air out of her vagina.

Omg shanaenaes dark wind almost killed me!

Dude did you smell that? Yeah you gotta watch out for that dark wind

Dark wind by cambodia April 13, 2017

Weef 

A Wiener Queef

Dude did u hear that?
Yeah it sounded like Alvin weefed!

Weef by cambodia April 3, 2015

cum tornado 

when you do the helicopter dick while you are cumming on a girl while she is spinning in a circle

oh my god that cum tornado BLEW MY MIND.
that was the best cum tornado ever!

cum tornado by cambodia July 6, 2012