triggerbol

you ain't ready for what's about to happen..
( a lack of awareness to the unknown future taking place in the present time)

..Eyz nz rapper from Dunedin

P1: Are you ready to perform tonight?

P2: triggerbol sun!!

by Mantis cheifton July 27, 2017

triggermortis

That phenomenon when you go to shoot yourself but you are frozen stiff and can’t manage to pull the trigger.

I guess triggermortis just kicked in when I thought about the prospect of being dead.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 3, 2018

triggernometry

The study of how getting triggered affects the human psyche.

My extensive research into triggernometry has revealed that people who are easily triggered, also suffer severe depression.

by Dutch Armstrong September 6, 2016

Triggernometry

The art of igniting peoples' various sociocultural sensitivities i.e. triggering them

Me: I wish they had more Engineering scholarships for white guys...

Femthony Madtano: I AM HEREBY TRIGGERED

Me: Hmmm, on second thought, maybe I should study triggernometry instead.

by Actom360 October 24, 2016

Triggerbait

A video or other media that was created with the sole purpose of triggering people.

That video was complete triggerbait.

by Lisa Adler June 18, 2017

Triggeryourmomatree

A group of teens who make eye contact for longer than 2 seconds and instantly become friends

“Dude, I got triggeryourmomatree after that party on Saturday.”

by Awkwardgiraffe May 30, 2018

triggernometry

The advanced mathematical study of how firearms work.

High school senior: I still don't understand why the math teacher insisted that our class learn triggernometry --- I'm a staunch pacifist, so I don't even like guns; why the heck do I need to learn about 'em if the subject will never even come up in my ordinary daily life??

by QuacksO March 3, 2017