triggermortis 

That phenomenon when you go to shoot yourself but you are frozen stiff and can’t manage to pull the trigger.

I guess triggermortis just kicked in when I thought about the prospect of being dead.

triggermortis by Dr Bunnygirl August 3, 2018

Trigger mortis 

A spasm of regret, often originating in the index finger, immediately after hastily sending an email or a text message that may, on reflection, be inappropriate.

Why oh why did I accept his friend request? Now my hand is locked in a shameful rictus of trigger mortis.

Trigger mortis by Jabier March 2, 2011

friggermortis 

The stiffening of the female body following an intense orgasm bought on by frigging

I came so hard my body went into friggermortis!

friggermortis by Kingfish1980 May 14, 2017

Trigger Mortis 

A certain lockjaw of the thumb, resulting from playing too aggressively during button mashing video games. Most often associated with heated matches of Mario Party.

Dude, I so could have won that minigame had I not caught the trigger mortis!

Trigger Mortis by thiscouldcureit October 22, 2011

triggermorris 

that phenomenon of like when you’re so triggered by something that you die a little and your body stiffens up like death started setting into your bones for a little bit.

friend: are you coming to the party later?

(recovering crystal meth addict): who’s party?

friend: crystal bethany’s party! it’s gonna be lit as fuck!

(recovering crystal meth addict): im triggermorris gworl i cant. sorry.

triggermorris by babycakesrome August 2, 2022

triggermorris 

that phenomenon of like when you’re so triggered by something that you die a little and your body stiffens up like death started setting into your bones for a little bit.

friend: are you coming to the party later?

(recovering crystal meth addict): who’s party?

friend: crystal bethany’s party! it’s gonna be lit as fuck!

(recovering crystal meth addict): im triggermorris gworl i cant. sorry.

triggermorris by babycakesrome August 2, 2022

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020