triggermortis 

That phenomenon when you go to shoot yourself but you are frozen stiff and can’t manage to pull the trigger.

I guess triggermortis just kicked in when I thought about the prospect of being dead.

triggermortis by Dr Bunnygirl August 3, 2018

Trigger mortis 

A spasm of regret, often originating in the index finger, immediately after hastily sending an email or a text message that may, on reflection, be inappropriate.

Why oh why did I accept his friend request? Now my hand is locked in a shameful rictus of trigger mortis.

Trigger mortis by Jabier March 2, 2011

friggermortis 

The stiffening of the female body following an intense orgasm bought on by frigging

I came so hard my body went into friggermortis!

friggermortis by Kingfish1980 May 14, 2017

Trigger Mortis 

A certain lockjaw of the thumb, resulting from playing too aggressively during button mashing video games. Most often associated with heated matches of Mario Party.

Dude, I so could have won that minigame had I not caught the trigger mortis!

Trigger Mortis by thiscouldcureit October 22, 2011

triggermorris 

that phenomenon of like when you’re so triggered by something that you die a little and your body stiffens up like death started setting into your bones for a little bit.

friend: are you coming to the party later?

(recovering crystal meth addict): who’s party?

friend: crystal bethany’s party! it’s gonna be lit as fuck!

(recovering crystal meth addict): im triggermorris gworl i cant. sorry.

triggermorris by babycakesrome August 2, 2022

triggermorris 

that phenomenon of like when you’re so triggered by something that you die a little and your body stiffens up like death started setting into your bones for a little bit.

friend: are you coming to the party later?

(recovering crystal meth addict): who’s party?

friend: crystal bethany’s party! it’s gonna be lit as fuck!

(recovering crystal meth addict): im triggermorris gworl i cant. sorry.

triggermorris by babycakesrome August 2, 2022