triggernometry

The study of how getting triggered affects the human psyche.

My extensive research into triggernometry has revealed that people who are easily triggered, also suffer severe depression.

by Dutch Armstrong September 07, 2016

triggernometry

The advanced mathematical study of how firearms work.

High school senior: I still don't understand why the math teacher insisted that our class learn triggernometry --- I'm a staunch pacifist, so I don't even like guns; why the heck do I need to learn about 'em if the subject will never even come up in my ordinary daily life??

by QuacksO March 04, 2017

triggernometry

Math-induced traumatic recall.

I have a note form my therapist. I'm exempt from my triggernometry exam.

by walletstraw June 08, 2017

Triggernometry

The art of igniting peoples' various sociocultural sensitivities i.e. triggering them

Me: I wish they had more Engineering scholarships for white guys...

Femthony Madtano: I AM HEREBY TRIGGERED

Me: Hmmm, on second thought, maybe I should study triggernometry instead.

by Actom360 October 25, 2016