Affliction of the male member that is caused by prolonged exposure to a partner'
s intergluteal cleft. Symptoms of
trench penis include a burning sensation, swelling, discoloration, and a prickly or
heavy feeling in the peen.
While spooning and lap-sitting are the most common causes for trench penis, any activity that involves arousal near a partner's
anal bosom puts a male at high risk. Flatulence during these activities has been known to accelerate the onset of trench penis.
John was forced to use a wheelchair for 2 weeks during his grueling struggle with
trench penis. His doctor advised him to try being the little spoon next
time. I heard his prangus looked like a moldy cucumber.