Definitions by G.FRESH.
Trench Penis
Affliction of the male member that is caused by prolonged exposure to a partner's intergluteal cleft. Symptoms of trench penis include a burning sensation, swelling, discoloration, and a prickly or heavy feeling in the peen.
While spooning and lap-sitting are the most common causes for trench penis, any activity that involves arousal near a partner's anal bosom puts a male at high risk. Flatulence during these activities has been known to accelerate the onset of trench penis.
While spooning and lap-sitting are the most common causes for trench penis, any activity that involves arousal near a partner's anal bosom puts a male at high risk. Flatulence during these activities has been known to accelerate the onset of trench penis.
John was forced to use a wheelchair for 2 weeks during his grueling struggle with trench penis. His doctor advised him to try being the little spoon next time. I heard his prangus looked like a moldy cucumber.
Trench Penis by G.FRESH. October 10, 2016
Scrotumberg
Capital city of the male groin. Once known as "The land of the free and the home of the balls," Scrotumberg is now widely accepted as one of the itchiest places on Earth. Famous residents include stickball legend Ballsack Johnson and Greek-esque philosopher Testicles (pronounced tes-ti-kleez).
Scrotumberg by G.FRESH. December 20, 2015