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when you get a boner and a tree starts to grow out of your penis

damn it another treesbone is sprouting!!

treesbone by kinkersplint November 3, 2020

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Treboner

The act of having a boner, but your name is Tre.

I have the weirdest Treboner right now...

Treboner by Forestspirit February 11, 2012

Related Words

treesbone • treebone • Treesome • TreeBoxer • Treeson • teebone • teebone kneebone • Transboned • treasoned • Treboner

Treesome

When two people have sex up a tree. Yes, the tree is like and extra person there alot you and do with it ... use your imagination!

Derek: Let's have sex
Ronnie: Ok
Derek: Just you, me and the tree
Ronnie: Ohhhh, a treesome you thoughtful bastard
Treebranch: Ohhhhh baby ...

Treesome by PrezMeister January 1, 2008

Treeson

1. The act of poisoning the trees at Toomer's Corner in Auburn Alabama.

2. The suspect's charges for poisoning the trees, also known as Herbocide.

(This was originally quoted by a friend)

Guy #1: "Hey did you know that the person is getting charged with TREEson?"

Guy #2 "AHAHAHAH THAT'S HILARIOUS"

Treeson by Alden46 March 6, 2011

Treesome

A threesome with one girl and two guys.

"Yo, what's a treesome?"
"It's just like a threesome, but with more wood"

Treesome by JGreenFruit September 1, 2013

treasoned

to be "juked out yo shoes" in such a humiliating way that you cannot live with the intense humiliaty, which leads to things such as depression or basement dwelling; to be horribly demoralized

John: I just got treasoned, now I'm living with my parents again...

Eric: Get a life.

treasoned by Eric Alvarez March 21, 2007

Treesome

A threesome or threeway where two (or all three) of the members are in the same family tree.

Becky is such a slut, she had a treesome with the Dailey cousins.

Treesome by Alek K. October 17, 2008

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026