treesbone

when you get a boner and a tree starts to grow out of your penis

damn it another treesbone is sprouting!!

by kinkersplint November 3, 2020

Treboner

The act of having a boner, but your name is Tre.

I have the weirdest Treboner right now...

by Forestspirit February 11, 2012

Treesome

When two people have sex up a tree. Yes, the tree is like and extra person there alot you and do with it ... use your imagination!

Derek: Let's have sex
Ronnie: Ok
Derek: Just you, me and the tree
Ronnie: Ohhhh, a treesome you thoughtful bastard
Treebranch: Ohhhhh baby ...

by PrezMeister January 1, 2008

Treeson

1. The act of poisoning the trees at Toomer's Corner in Auburn Alabama.

2. The suspect's charges for poisoning the trees, also known as Herbocide.

(This was originally quoted by a friend)

Guy #1: "Hey did you know that the person is getting charged with TREEson?"

Guy #2 "AHAHAHAH THAT'S HILARIOUS"

by Alden46 March 6, 2011

Treesome

A threesome with one girl and two guys.

"Yo, what's a treesome?"
"It's just like a threesome, but with more wood"

by JGreenFruit September 1, 2013

treasoned

to be "juked out yo shoes" in such a humiliating way that you cannot live with the intense humiliaty, which leads to things such as depression or basement dwelling; to be horribly demoralized

John: I just got treasoned, now I'm living with my parents again...

Eric: Get a life.

by Eric Alvarez March 21, 2007

Treesome

A threesome or threeway where two (or all three) of the members are in the same family tree.

Becky is such a slut, she had a treesome with the Dailey cousins.

by Alek K. October 17, 2008