PrezMeister's definitions

Spanish Spitroast

A sexual act. Like an ordinary spitroast however involving 2 women and 1 man instead. The man doggy styles 1 of the women whilst she is liking the other womans pussy rather than sucking another mans dick.

The 3 amigos knows how to give a Spanish Spitroast

by PrezMeister March 7, 2007

Solid Snake

A 5 hour errection. The opposite of a Raiden: 5 months without an errection.

I had a Solid Snake during my speach to the President ... I wonder why I got the job as his 'PERSONAL' bodyguard.

by PrezMeister March 7, 2007

Dirty Qwerty

This is when you have cyber sex with someone over the internet
E.G. Dave: suck my balls bitch
Tiffany: yea ill do more than that
Dave just sent Tiffany a nudge ...
... And again ...
... And again
Tiffany: Oh Dave!!!
This is called a Dirty Qwerty because of the first 6 letters of the keyboard.

Dave gave Tiffany a Dirty Qwerty. Oh yes he did.

by PrezMeister March 7, 2007

Shedophile

A female peadophile.

eg1. The Prezmeister made up the word shedophile.

eg2. Hannah is the original shedophile

by PrezMeister July 18, 2007

Friday Night Movie

Friday Night Movie (Chinese Style) is when a chinese man asks a girl on a date, when they finish he rents a movie (must be a DVD) they sit and watch it. When it finishes he moves in for the kill (a shag). However, after he applies the condom he sticks his penis inthe hole of the DVD he rented then fucks her with his cock still in the DVD hole.

Mr Lee gave Miss Wong a Friday Night Movie

by PrezMeister May 11, 2007

Fastard

Pronounced like bastard but with an F instead. This is a term usually used in sport mostly football. This is when someone is a bastard (not litterally) for being fast.

E.G. Big P is running towards an open goal he thinks hes scored however his dreams are crushed by Carlos running up from the halfway line and catching him.

Big P: Carlos is such a fastard!

by PrezMeister September 6, 2007

A Chinese Wisper

When a little chinese man (best done when their under 5 ft) lures a random black guy down to the subway at 3 am then says he has something to tell the black guy. So the black guy will bend over to hear but the china man blowsw his load in the black guys ear and sticks him to the seat using sticky sweet and sour sauce. Then lectures him on maths, accounting and how to use a scientific calculator. Then pulls out a pipe starts smoking it and dancing like an irish man.

Bruce Lee will give Charlie and Billy a Chinese Wisper.

by PrezMeister September 6, 2007