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Definitions by PrezMeister

DickLickSick 

Someone who claims they are Dislectsic but they are just really Sick of Licking Dicks. This is usually done to get a free laptop from the school.
Big John was the founder of DickLickSick disease (and left school with a £1500 Sony laptop)
DickLickSick by PrezMeister January 1, 2008
It's like a queef but from a mans pee hole.
Ali: My girlfriend cheated on me so i Cweefed in her eye.

Melvin: Ohhhhhhhh! Cweefage!
Cweef by PrezMeister January 1, 2008

Plestowean Butt Lord

A guy (or girl if you insist) who instead of using his/ her hand uses their butt.
A Plestowean Butt Lord will not use their hands to pick upthe TV remote they use their put cheeks to get it.

Lithuanian Hangman 

A ancient Lithuanian pumnishment where they take the convicted homosexuals and string them up by their ass hair on the highest tree in the village. Then they strip them naked and in full view of the villagers everone laugh and chuck rotten fruit and vegatables at them until they die.
The last man to get sentanced to the Lithuanian Hangman was Pableo in 2006. He shall be sorely missed. =(
Lithuanian Hangman by PrezMeister January 1, 2008

Five-A-Day 

If a guy speaks abou hi five a day he means MASTURBATION.
(Todd on his date with Jenifer)
Jenifer: They do good food here
Todd: Yea, but there's no fruit or veg
Jenifer: ??
Todd: I'm gnnago to the WC to have my Five-A-Day with my meat n two veg
Five-A-Day by PrezMeister January 1, 2008

Trisexual 

A person who can only have sex with a man and a woman at the same time. Trisexual = Threesome = Tri
If you don't get the joke here your a Trisexual.
Trisexual by PrezMeister January 1, 2008

Treesome 

When two people have sex up a tree. Yes, the tree is like and extra person there alot you and do with it ... use your imagination!
Derek: Let's have sex
Ronnie: Ok
Derek: Just you, me and the tree
Ronnie: Ohhhh, a treesome you thoughtful bastard
Treebranch: Ohhhhh baby ...
Treesome by PrezMeister January 1, 2008