treefuck

When you fuck a tree.

See Jane treefuck. Funny, funny Jane. Dick wants to play to.

by TexasColeSlawMassacre July 27, 2006

Treefucker

I came up with this word out of the blue. I don't know if anyone else has ever used it before or not. It came from me cussing out my guy friend's friend while text messaging. I said something to the effect of "Tell that asshole to go fuck a tree." I put the two words together and it just stuck. I still use it to.

"Bob, that treefucker just ran into the back of my new escilade, yo!"

by punk_grl86 September 5, 2004

Noehren tree fuck

When you jump out of the top floor of UNI's dorm noehren and land your anus right on a tree. You then bark like a dog and squint your eyes until you sweat.

Hey guys did you watch that game on tv last night?
Yes it was awesome, but my ass hurts from doing the noehren tree fuck!
Lets go to Coldstone.

by noehren tree fuckers.com October 6, 2009

Zhen Treefucker

Zhen Treefucker is a person who does not give a fuck about anything. He isn't concerned about anything. He doesn't draw attention to anything, He is a True Treefucker

Boy: OMG, Zhen Treefucker doesn't care about anything
Girl: I know, right'

by BabbleBoy January 29, 2023

treefucked

When a mob killed in World of Warcraft dies, and the corpse lands inside a tree, and you can not loot it.

Ah man, I just killed a warlock in Ashenvale, with just one quest item left and got treefucked.

by Basmia August 20, 2010

Holy treefucker

A Christian tree fucker who thinks there better then you because there Christian and don’t eat meat, I’m looking at you Peter you tiny holy tree fucker

Peter thinks he’s so much better then me because he’s Christian and a Vegan, but in reality he’s just a holy treefucker

by Uuuggggghhhhhhh March 17, 2024

Treebucket

Tree Bucket (n): a sexual act in which the man, wearing an adult diaper, assumes a power stance over his partner, and begins to defecate and urinate until the diaper reaches full saturation. Once the mixture of urine and biosolids spills out of the diaper onto his partner, the climactic moment has been achieved.

After a lovely date at Taco Bell with my girlfriend, we were feeling spicy and primed for Treebucketing!

by Ace_1234 January 11, 2020