TexasColeSlawMassacre's definitions

HipLips

Your labia, silly!

Obie Trice: She's foamin' at her lips, the ones between her hips

Her Lips? Between her hips? HipLips!

by texascoleslawmassacre August 1, 2008

sacking my whacker

Just to jack off, plain and simple.

*Fap Fap Fap* Oh shit ma! Go away! I'm sacking my whacker in here!

by TexasColeSlawMassacre August 22, 2007

bag of suck

Used to describe a person, place, or thing that really sucks.

I hate Freddy. He is such a bag of suck.

You know that new bar? I hated it! It was such a bag of suck!

That new video game "Vagina Wars 2" is a fucking bag of suck.

by TexasColeSlawMassacre September 21, 2006

pielick.

Someone whos a bumfuck

You suck, ya pielick.

by TexasColeSlawMassacre September 21, 2006

shitloaf

1) Someone who is being an idiot.

2) A really gross loaf of bread.

1) Dude, you're being such a shitloaf.

2) Mom always buys this nasty shitloaf!

by TexasColeSlawMassacre July 27, 2006

treefuck

When you fuck a tree.

See Jane treefuck. Funny, funny Jane. Dick wants to play to.

by TexasColeSlawMassacre July 27, 2006

invader zim

The greatest show ever to air on Nickelodeon. It had many mentions of pigs, moose's, the word "doom", and many other things. It was not, however, Nickelodeon's entire fault that the show was cancelled. Jhonen Vasquez himself was getting rather frustrated and pressured by his creation, and agreed to pull the plug on his brilliant masterpeice. Some of you people should really do your research before you say things about Nickelodeon, which has a lot of good shows, INCLUDING Spongebob. And no, I'm not like, 7.

Invader ZiM is perhaps the greatest cartoon that will ever appear on television.

by TexasColeSlawMassacre July 27, 2006