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Telefucked 

When the UC Berkeley registration system, Telebears, royally fucks up your life hard.
UC Berkeley student #1: Dude, I'm enrolled in 0 units...
UC Berkeley student #2: I have 8AM classes 5 days a week -____________-
UC Berkeley student #3: You both been Telefucked!
Telefucked by calgirl6130 August 3, 2011

traffucked 

The unfortunate position of being stuck in heavy, unmoving traffic, especially traffic that is stalled for no visible reason.
I would have been here earlier, but I was totally traffucked.
traffucked by Jules_in_LA November 6, 2006

TreadFucked 

When you go to the gym to run on the treadmill and every single one is taken.
person 1: "UGHH there are no treadmills left."
person 2: "HAHA. you just got TREADfucked."
TreadFucked by ArielElaineB January 20, 2009

Treefucker 

I came up with this word out of the blue. I don't know if anyone else has ever used it before or not. It came from me cussing out my guy friend's friend while text messaging. I said something to the effect of "Tell that asshole to go fuck a tree." I put the two words together and it just stuck. I still use it to.
"Bob, that treefucker just ran into the back of my new escilade, yo!"
Treefucker by punk_grl86 September 5, 2004

trafucked 

Me: "Sorry I'm late, I got totally trafucked on the way here."
Boss: "You should leave earlier to avoid being trafucked next time."
trafucked by Cielito April 17, 2006

Timefucked 

1. Having less than enough time to complete a given task
2. Having no sense of time
1. I am so timefucked on this homework.
2. What is today again? God I am timefucked.