The mentor and commanding officer of John Rambo. Was captured by Vietnamese soldiers at one point, but Rambo busted him out. Colonel Trautmann likes to point out to people what a bad-ass Rambo is.
The most amazing, beautiful, adorable, perfect, and cutest girl in the world, no other girl can match her perfectness and she is rare, which is why many people say she is perfect and amazing
Guy#1 - Hey, who is that perfect and amazing girl over there?
Guy#2 - Oh! That's Tautyanna! She's amazing dude, like i'm in love with her
Troutman is the place to raise your family. Also known as "T-town", its one of those Podunk towns that most people only hear about. Everybody knows everybody, and it consists of 2 stoplights in the whole town. High school sports are what the people there live for, and everyone in the town goes out to cheer on their South Iredell Vikings on Friday nights because there is nothing else to do in the small town. The hot spots of Troutman is South Iredell high, Kat's Patch, Red Light Cafe, Food Lion, & of course the county fairgrounds
The last name of a person who thinks they are fat or not attractive, but it really isn't true. This person doesn't believe it when other people try to convince them otherwise; also a very stubborn and extremely intelligent person
Dude 1:Hey, I just ran into (first name) Trautman yesterday! She was looking soo pretty, but when I told her that, she didn't believe me!
Dude 2: Yeah, I know, right?!?! She kept telling me that she was fat, but she totally isn't. It just makes me so mad when she doesn't trust me when I'm being honest and telling the truth! >:(
An over-dramatized expression of speech (read "sermon") designed to inflict mental trauma in the listeners and inflict fear of condemnation in order to drive one back to the cross daily for more Jesus
The pastor's traumaunction on Sunday morning prompted several to respond to the alter-call.
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my realbirthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*