Troutman is the place to raise your family. Also known as "T-town", its one of those Podunk towns that most people only hear about. Everybody knows everybody, and it consists of 2 stoplights in the whole town. High school sports are what the people there live for, and everyone in the town goes out to cheer on their South Iredell Vikings on Friday nights because there is nothing else to do in the small town. The hot spots of Troutman is South Iredell high, Kat's Patch, Red Light Cafe, Food Lion, & of course the county fairgrounds

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

the fat kid of the group who loses weight and then gets kicked out of the group because they need a fat kid

A adjective that defines someone who plays air guitar to heavy metal music. Also, a douchebag that enjoys spooning with his girlfriend.