tourty

excessivelky to a great extent, uncontrollably, inexpplivcably, gay

big willy: i am so darn tourty

by sexy little slut June 1, 2023

Tourny

Horniness as a result of being on tour/in a small group of the same people for an extended period of time. This would usually manifest it’s self in an attraction for a person that would be otherwise not attractive to you.

Alcohol : “Beer Goggles”
Being on tour : “Tourny”

1: “omg so many babes at the show tonight”
2: “lmao nah this is New Jersey- I think you’re just Tourny”

by feelawful March 16, 2022

stomp a turty

The act of stomping on a koopa troopa, an enemy sprite found in the popular Nintendo game Super Mario.

"Ay yo my g check this, bouta stomp a turty innit"

by urbanlinks February 19, 2022

Tourtoe

the long island way of saying turtle

I just saw a tourtoe at the beach.

by aliciaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa October 15, 2018

Bulgarian armpit tourture

When a man of African Decent that is bald and has glasses wearing a blue plaid shirt is inside of a McDonalds and says "should I dip my burger like this, like this, should I dip my burger like this" and proceeds to eat it after covering the entire thing in ketchup.

"fellows in Paris got me Bulgarian armpit tourture"

"Bulgarian armpit tourture happened to my buddy Eric once."

by BlockBusterVEVO January 30, 2021

college tourture

A forced march/visit to college campuses you are not interested in attending, usually at the insistence of your parents who are alums of the college.

"I'll be heading to Boston with my dad for some college tourture. Can't wait to visit the 'amazing' student union and 'super cool' dining hall."

by wingit123 October 20, 2011

thurty

a blowjob basically, giving head or dome.

dude, i was gettin a thurty last night, soooo sweet

by hella fun May 14, 2008