tourourist 

a professional tourist- one who continually sight sees- typically not welcome by native peoples (terrorist tourist..)

The tourourists have arrived to see the sites.

tourourist by Kwazai99 January 14, 2011

tourorist 

Tourists who come to your town for a specific event/festival and pollute your city, crowd your bar, drink your beer, pick up your women, and roll your bums.

Damn, I can't wait until JazzFest is over, I can't even get into my local pub 'cause of those damn Tourorists!

tourorist by peanutgnome August 2, 2007

tourorist 

Noun: One who deliberately interferes with a tourist's plans or expectations, esp. by means of inaccurate information, incorrect directions, or photobombing

Tourorist reveals her favorite ways to tourorize:
1. Tourist: Pardon me, ma'am, but can you please tell me where the Empire State Building is?
Tourorist: Didn't you hear? The terrorists got that one too. It was all over the news.
2. Tourist: Excuse me, which way is it to 34th St?
Tourorist: It's after 34th Avenue. Just keep going west.
3. Tourist: Ooh, look, a squirrel! C'mon kids, smile! (Tourorist mugs with tongue out, e.g., while passing.) ... Hey! Look at that young lady! New Yorkers are, like, sooo weird. That gal must be a tourorist...
Tourorist: Dude, I, like, totally like to tourorize!

tourorist by swiftjonathan August 2, 2008

tourerist 

Amalgamation of "tourist" and "terrorist," a tourerist is a person or group of persons who exhibit reprehensible behavior while visiting a foreign country.

a) I watched in horror as a fat, unwashed American wearing a confederate-flag t-shirt shouted, "Look honey, it's the moaner-lisa!" and shoved past thirty people to gaze upon the famous painting. I thought, 'what a tourerist.'

b) Bob's cousin Heinrich was visiting from Germany, and could talk about nothing but how America is repressed, and greedy, and fat, and lazy. I told Bob his cousin was a damn tourerist.

c) When you're a guest in a foreign country or culture, you should learn the customs and some of the language, just as the locals should gently correct the guests if they commit any faux pas. If the locals do not do this, the they're letting the tourerists win.

tourerist by President Warren G. Harding April 19, 2009

torturist 

A torture advocate, neocon or Republican who encourages torture as a solution to the "ticking timebomb" problem. An idea most often advanced by fat, middle-aged, chickenhawks, armchair warriors and christians.

Ex-Vice President Richard Cheney is a torturist. The radical right are often torturists for wanting to continue the policies of President Bush toward captives such as water-boarding, genital electrocution, nude exposure to temperature extremes, humiliation, religous insult, isolation, sensory deprivation, insertion of foreign objects in the anus of male captives, rape, sensory overload, sleep deprivation. Singly and in conjunction in no secial, in fact random, order to keep the torturee off balance.

Synonym: Sadist

torturist by Curly Surmudgeon June 13, 2009

Tourourism 

Radical tourism that grossly devalues our currency for the benefit of a few parsimonious toads.

Recreation or wreck creation? Are you a tourourist? Tourourism is socially irresponsible; reconsider the merits of your leisure.

Tourourism by McLovin's Uncle November 16, 2018

Tourrerist 

A person who acts badly while visiting a country not his own.

The Tourrerist was terribly drunk and threw up in the tour bus.

Tourrerist by Stratrovare June 9, 2017