Noun:
One who deliberately interferes with a tourist's plans or expectations,
esp. by means of inaccurate information, incorrect directions, or photobombing
Tourorist reveals her favorite ways to tourorize:
1. Tourist: Pardon me, ma'am, but can you please tell me where the Empire State Building is?
Tourorist: Didn't you hear? The terrorists got that
one too. It was all over the news.
2. Tourist: Excuse me, which way is it to 34th
St?
Tourorist: It's after 34th Avenue. Just keep going
west.
3. Tourist: Ooh, look, a squirrel! C'mon kids,
smile! (Tourorist mugs with tongue out, e.g., while passing.) ... Hey! Look at that young lady! New Yorkers are, like, sooo weird. That gal must be a tourorist...
Tourorist:
Dude, I, like, totally like to tourorize!