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torturist

A torture advocate, neocon or Republican who encourages torture as a solution to the "ticking timebomb" problem. An idea most often advanced by fat, middle-aged, chickenhawks, armchair warriors and christians.
Ex-Vice President Richard Cheney is a torturist. The radical right are often torturists for wanting to continue the policies of President Bush toward captives such as water-boarding, genital electrocution, nude exposure to temperature extremes, humiliation, religous insult, isolation, sensory deprivation, insertion of foreign objects in the anus of male captives, rape, sensory overload, sleep deprivation. Singly and in conjunction in no secial, in fact random, order to keep the torturee off balance.

Synonym: Sadist
by Curly Surmudgeon June 13, 2009
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tourist torpor

(noun) The way people grind to an unbelievably slow trundle when surrounded by either too many opportunities to buy (like a shopping malls) or garish tourist attractions (like Disneyland).
"Dude, I'm sorry we're late for dinner. There was crushing tourist torpor at the mall, it took us 25 minutes just to get to the car."
by b1-66er June 9, 2008
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gawk of tourists

a name for a group of tourists -- derived from the collective nouns, 'gaggle of geese' and 'flock of sheep'
Sorry we're late; a huge gawk of tourists was blocking the entrance.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ February 5, 2010
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suburban tourist

A douchebag who drives around the suburbs at half the legal speed limit, looking at houses that he and his stuck up yuppie wife would like to purchase. Suburban tourists usually travel in groups of twos or threes in late model Dodge Caravans or VW Jettas, and have a tendency to stop randomly to point and discuss the latest shade of any butt-ugly pastel coloured siding they might encounter. They also love to stare at you when you're mowing the lawn, as they seem to think their stares and finger pointing are invisible to anyone outside their car.
I was late coming home for dinner today. There was a hoard of suburban tourists driving down Rutherford Road. FUCK ME!
by cokemidget June 28, 2008
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Terrurist

'''Terrurists''' is the name Americunts give to Arab people who "hate our freedom". In reality the Middle Eastern people just want to be left alone to live their own lives their own way. Sadly the fact they are sitting on the world's richest oil reserves makes them enemies of the USA. In order to justify these illegal attacks they claim that the Arabs(as well as other like Iranians and Afghans) are "terrurists who hate our freedom".
Cletus: Y'all done seen them Ay-rabs protestin' 'bout our bombin' dere hospiTALS?

Leticia: Sure ting, dem '''terrurists''' do be hate our freeDOM!
by Mousebender December 19, 2011
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election tourist

Someone who came to 4chan's /pol/ for explicitly political reasons, most likely during the 2016 or 2020 U.S. presidential election. Despite the fact that /pol/ was designed as a containment board, the election tourist will inevitably venture outside /pol/ and try to bring up political affairs on boards and threads that have nothing to do with politics. One of the single biggest factors in the decline of 4chan over the past 6-8 years.
This is a thread about Dragon Ball Z, why are you talking about Trump and Israel, you fucking election tourist?
by Ant96 February 11, 2022
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Emotional Tourist

An emotional tourist is one that goes from person to person and feeds off of their experiences and emotions to fill the emptiness inside of them.
You ditched your grieving friend to hang out in a bathtub with a complete stranger? I should have known you were an emotional tourist!
by Pamela Manson December 4, 2013
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