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tourorist 

Noun: One who deliberately interferes with a tourist's plans or expectations, esp. by means of inaccurate information, incorrect directions, or photobombing
Tourorist reveals her favorite ways to tourorize:
1. Tourist: Pardon me, ma'am, but can you please tell me where the Empire State Building is?
Tourorist: Didn't you hear? The terrorists got that one too. It was all over the news.
2. Tourist: Excuse me, which way is it to 34th St?
Tourorist: It's after 34th Avenue. Just keep going west.
3. Tourist: Ooh, look, a squirrel! C'mon kids, smile! (Tourorist mugs with tongue out, e.g., while passing.) ... Hey! Look at that young lady! New Yorkers are, like, sooo weird. That gal must be a tourorist...
Tourorist: Dude, I, like, totally like to tourorize!
tourorist by swiftjonathan August 2, 2008

Terrorist of Bollywood 

SRK is known as terrorist of bollywood.
SRK was the biggest threat for terrorists when he gone nude in Maya Memsaab.
SRK murdered Indian audience as well as ISIS, Al Qaeda terrorists by his cringeworthy acting & poor dialogue delivery.
Happy New year, Ra One, Guddu these films deserve oscar for wiping all terrorist organisations from this planet, thats why we call SRK is the biggest terrorist of bollywood.
Terrorist of Pakistan - We have laden, Hafiz saeed, hydrogen bomb.
Terrorist of Bollywood - I have Happy New Year

Tuxedo Terrorist 

The Tuxedo terrorist is a man In the game team fortress 2 that is the 9th class. He goes around with a knife skin thinking the same rules from csgo apply to tf2 and try's to head shot people across the map with the amby, because he never read the jungle inferno patch notes. If somehow succsessful in such feats, he gets on the ground and does a lobster dance and screams random weaboo quotes for all masked backstabers are french weaboos.
*Heavaly armed russian man gets backstabbed*

The French rapist from the 6th known fairy tale, also known as the Tuxedo Terrorist: Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru
Tuxedo Terrorist by MrMtHood May 11, 2018

Toilet Terrorist 

When someone declares Jihad on your toilet and completely destroys the toilet along with most of the bathroom. Generally leaveing an unholy and enormous blast radius. You will be left with a totally clogged toilet and most of your house will smell like death.
Joe, the Toilet Terrorist came over last night and wrecked my entire apartment with the bomb he dropped in my toilet!
Toilet Terrorist by JRKJR January 23, 2010

Baby Mama Terrorist

A woman who has weaponized her children against the father for money and to torture him.

Secretly she is still in love with him but she doesnt want to be with him it at the same time she doesnt want anyone else with him either.
Sorry she doesn’t let you see your kids and takes all your money. She is a baby mama terrorist.
Baby Mama Terrorist by Riwlajdej November 23, 2018

tourist torpor 

(noun) The way people grind to an unbelievably slow trundle when surrounded by either too many opportunities to buy (like a shopping malls) or garish tourist attractions (like Disneyland).
"Dude, I'm sorry we're late for dinner. There was crushing tourist torpor at the mall, it took us 25 minutes just to get to the car."
tourist torpor by b1-66er June 9, 2008
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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