Noun:
One who deliberately interferes with a
tourist's plans or expectations, esp. by means of inaccurate
information, incorrect directions, or photobombing
Tourorist reveals her favorite ways to tourorize:
1. Tourist: Pardon me,
ma'am, but can you please tell me where the Empire State Building is?
Tourorist: Didn't you hear? The terrorists got that
one too. It was all over the news.
2. Tourist: Excuse me, which way is it to 34th St?
Tourorist: It's after 34th Avenue. Just keep going west.
3. Tourist: Ooh, look, a squirrel! C'mon kids, smile! (Tourorist mugs with tongue out, e.g., while passing.) ...
Hey! Look at that young lady! New Yorkers are, like, sooo
weird. That gal must be a tourorist...
Tourorist:
Dude, I, like, totally like to tourorize!