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tounce
(toonce) the act of providing a handjob, while also double fisting their asshole, braiding their pubic hairs (into either dreads or corn rows), and cupping each testicle. Feet are usually involved in this exercise.
I got a tounce from that bitch all night long, damn my cornrowed pubic hairs look fine. And shit...my ass hurts.
tounce by Danworth Norris and J. McRace and A. B. Log July 5, 2006
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tounce • tounge • trounce • toonces • trounced • Tounch • tounge punch the fart box • toungejack • tounge ring • tounge tornado
Toonces
The greatest cat of all-time. Toonces, the cat who could drive a car (just not very well), premiered on Saturday Night Live on May 20th, 1989, and was a series semi-regular up until 1993. Known for his appalling driving record, Toonces, in a written document, claims his abominable driving skills are due to a brain injury sustained while working as a stunt man on the Dukes of Hazzard. Accidents include driving cars, trucks, tractors, etcetera off God knows how many cliffs, veering off the Grand Canyon, some catastrophic event involving a mechanical bull, crashing a UFO into the Washington Monument, and who knows what else. Likely in NASCAR today, probably having caused ten times the original season record number of crashes in one race by now.
"See, I told you he could drive!"
"Wow, this is-- TOONCES, LOOK OUT!! AHHHHHHHH!!!"
*Stock footage of a car going over a cliff and crashing violently.*
"I thought you said he could drive."
"Well, I saw him up there fooling around with the steering wheel... I guess I just ASSUMED he could drive."
"Wow, this is-- TOONCES, LOOK OUT!! AHHHHHHHH!!!"
*Stock footage of a car going over a cliff and crashing violently.*
"I thought you said he could drive."
"Well, I saw him up there fooling around with the steering wheel... I guess I just ASSUMED he could drive."
Toonces by Rusty Was Here April 25, 2005
Cow tounge
Cow tounge by I, Wreckerrr November 3, 2016
Tounge hung
Tounge hung by I, Wreckerrr November 3, 2016
Emre Tuncer
"Emre Tuncer" is a common term in the German language describing a "eierloser Hurensohn". It is mostly used in Western Germany to describe one's anger towards other people
"Du bist so ein Emre Tuncer! "
"Halt dein Maul, sonst hau ich dir mit meinem Asylantrag die Fresse dick"
"Halt dein Maul, sonst hau ich dir mit meinem Asylantrag die Fresse dick"
Emre Tuncer by Jonathan E. May 4, 2021
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