touing

touing - adjective,

1. to be ignorant about all things sexual;

2. to have no sexual desire. synonyms: asexual, pansexual, walking erectile dysfunction

I have been touing lately and it is not fun.!

by OwlzD2 November 5, 2020

Domestic Touring

The art of drinking and behaving as if on tour in your own town, city or country.

Hong Kong is a place well known for its Domestic Touring, where an innocent drink can quickly escalate into several days of mega-lash.

by #oneclub May 14, 2016

Cow tounge

A large or powerful tounge, put to sexual uses.

Wow, that Wonda has a real cow tounge that can turn you inside out!

by I, Wreckerrr November 3, 2016

African toeing

The act of shoving one's toes in someone's anus and twisting them around.

"I heard you're into African toeing, wanna hook up later? x"
"Yeah Bob, I was African toeing her last night and she's been all over me ever since."

by c8m8kek October 24, 2016

pistol toting

When you’re waving your guns in the air without care or caring if anyone is looking at you.

“Pistol toting and this glock do got a kit.”

by Purpbreezy June 15, 2018

Tounge hung

Having a large tounge for sexual uses.

Gene Simmons is very tounge hung. Tounge like a cow, makes you go WOW!

by I, Wreckerrr November 3, 2016

Toping

Short for isotoping
When teens enrich uranium and sell it to foreign nationals.
First discovered by the onion news network's program - beyond the Facts.

1 in 5 teens do this.

Teen 1: Let's enrich uranium, sell it to terrorists and make money.

Teen 2: Hell yeah, i love toping - i get a natural high.

* Terrorist attack*

by Lil fission March 4, 2011