towing

(Yorkshire origin) A Struggle: A word to describe how one may feel when waking up to discover you have the worlds largest hang over, furriest tongue and ugliest face. Usually the clock is saying 8:56 am and your due into work in 4 minutes....the drive takes 45.

Roger: "sorry mr green, im going to be a wee bit late for work this morning"
Mr green: "Oh and why is that Roger?"
Roger: "Because i look like i've been hit by the ugly truck - twice"
Mr green: "Oh dear, i suppose your struggling to get here for nine then roger?"
Roger: "Struggling? that's not the word mr green.....im towing like a beatch"

by hannah f January 9, 2008

towing

when your flexsable and u bend your toe to your ass hole and jame your toe deep in your ass

i love towing

by bald&proud March 24, 2004

Towing

When your penis can reach your ass and tow it along

I can tow, but I don't

by Leigh kemp March 24, 2004

towing

To tow is to struggle. The exertion of strenuous effort against opposition.

Jack is really towing to get his assignment handed in on time.
Jill towed to get to work in the morning after a night of heavy drinking.

by Bazard December 13, 2007

Towing

When two people are connected by a double sided dildo inserted into each of their anuses.

John and Terry spent Saturday night feeling immense pleasure from towing.

by Latching101 May 21, 2025

towing the trailer

When one individual positioned on all fours backs onto another individuals tongue, rear individual places his/hers tongue into the front persons anus. Thus forming a vehicle and trailer and hitching up.

Carl backed himself onto Paul’s tongue and informed Paul’s he was now the trailer. Carl enjoyed Towing the trailer.

by Top trucker April 30, 2019

towing the pope

Reaching around and Jerking off from behind solo while wearing a pope hat and holding a crucifix.

I like to towing the pope in the shower so it feels like I’m in the pope mobile behind the bullet proof glass.

by Pope Bend-a-dick December 1, 2017