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when you go in a cardboard box in the ocean (but any water will do) while eating a dougnut
Annie-What are you doing?
Me-Toing
Annie-CAN I COME?!?
Me- Yeah but bring your own cardboard and dougnuts...
toing by Lilly P. November 6, 2012
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Toing, the word my girlfriend made from going to, meaning to go somewhere
"I'm Toing the shops, be right back with the groceries"
Toing by Jahbootie January 19, 2021

TOING AND FROING

TOING AND FROING, IS WHERE YOU WOULD FREEZE A POO AND INSERT INTO YOUR BOTTOM AND THEN PUSHING IT OUT INTO ANOTHER BUM HOLE AND THEN BACK AGAIN UNTIL IT MELTS
James had a frozen poo in the freezer. James invited Patric over for some toing and froing of the frozen poo. It was very messy towards the end when it melted.
TOING AND FROING by Mikool77 July 19, 2023

Marcell Toing 

The worlds greatest dog chef
(just search ratatoing on youtube it won't disapoint]
Chef Marcell Toing prepares the most delicious and exotic dishes, always using special secret ingredients OOOoOOOOOOh I must say that smells delicious.

That ain't cheese it's just plastic. pReCiSeLy

boingy toing 

sex and such.

(specifically referring to sexual activities involving a penis or penicular shaped device)
Jessica: hey Robbie you down for some boingy toing later?

Robbie: (to his bros the next day probably) dude Jessica and i had the BEST boingy toing sesh last night it was CRAZY
boingy toing by zombiejubes March 20, 2022

The Timminy Toing 

When you swallow a fork, then die trying to shit it out.
Jim: "What happened to Ronny?"

James: "I heard it was The Timminy Toing accident. You don't wanna know."
The Timminy Toing by Marcell Toing October 11, 2008

that whole Yale thing 

The state of being a closet homosexual who does a lot of cocaine, as described by yuppie serial killer Patrick Bateman in American Psycho.
Patrick Bateman: He was into that whole Yale thing.
Donald Kimball: Yale thing?
Patrick Bateman: Yeah, Yale thing.
Donald Kimball: What "whole Yale thing"?
Patrick Bateman: Well, for one thing, I think he was probably a closet homosexual who did a lot of cocaine. That whole Yale thing.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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