Twotblock
when one girl really wants to screw the quarterback but her friend ruins it by saying something that makes him want to mingle elsewhere.
Twotblock by the deconstructionalizer March 26, 2010
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twatblock
when a female is deterred from pursuing a partner by unwanted participant. NOT when a girl cockblocks a guy.
Laura: "hey brend.."
Mike: "HEY BRENDAN! GET OVER HERE!"
Brendan: "Oh, hey Mike what's up!"
*Mike carries on a dead end conversation with Brendan before he takes his muffins and leaves*
Laura: "Hey asshat, why did you twatblock me?!"
Mike: "HEY BRENDAN! GET OVER HERE!"
Brendan: "Oh, hey Mike what's up!"
*Mike carries on a dead end conversation with Brendan before he takes his muffins and leaves*
Laura: "Hey asshat, why did you twatblock me?!"
twatblock by sarahtheresahhhh March 14, 2009
Related Words
Twotblock • twotblocker • Twitblock • twoblocka • TWAT BLOCK • Thot Block • Tot Block • Twat-blocking • two-block • twat blocked
Twitblock
(twit) (blok)
–verb (used with object)
1. To obstruct computer access to social networking sites such as facebook, myspace, or twitter by using SonicWALL or similar.
2. The act of stopping someone from updating their status on social networking sites by placing obstacles in the way.
3. The act of employers blocking content from company owned computers.
–verb (used with object)
1. To obstruct computer access to social networking sites such as facebook, myspace, or twitter by using SonicWALL or similar.
2. The act of stopping someone from updating their status on social networking sites by placing obstacles in the way.
3. The act of employers blocking content from company owned computers.
Bud: my facebook and twitter arent working!
Angela: DAMN! we've been twitblock'd!
Bud: why does our boss always have to be such a twitblock!?!
Bud: I cant update my twitter anymore, please help!
IT Guy: We blocked social networking sites from the server.
Bud: you are such a twitblock! I hate you!
IT Guy: Sorry, I had to do it, the orders came from above.
Bud: Can we at least still look at porn?
Bud: Why did you twitblock me??
Boss: Shut up and get back to work!
Angela: DAMN! we've been twitblock'd!
Bud: why does our boss always have to be such a twitblock!?!
Bud: I cant update my twitter anymore, please help!
IT Guy: We blocked social networking sites from the server.
Bud: you are such a twitblock! I hate you!
IT Guy: Sorry, I had to do it, the orders came from above.
Bud: Can we at least still look at porn?
Bud: Why did you twitblock me??
Boss: Shut up and get back to work!
TwitFlocker
Bullshit placeholder meme invented by the Texas-based 'Global Language Monitor' to refer to the 'next big social media thing'(tm) to change all our lives.
Because people are sooo predictable... aren't they?
Because people are sooo predictable... aren't they?
We were gonna arrange the party on 'TwitFlocker', but instead we worked on an encryted and distributed IRC so we could unleash LOIC DDOS Wikileaks revenge attacks on Paypal/VISA/Mastercard et al in a more reliable and coordinated fashion - and not get taken down at the first sign of sabre-rattling from the US government.
TwitFlocker by ahh_but_of_course December 10, 2010
twollocks
Titblocking
When lesbian couples get interrupted by someone! similar to cockblocking but more fitting as its two women so hence tits. (titblocking titblocked etc)
Wynonna was titblocking Waverly and Nicole as they were kissing on their bed by opening the door and interrupting them. Waverly yelped in surprise and Nicole eye-rolled as they were close to sexy times ;)
Titblocking by LittleLeoFitz October 16, 2019
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